10 things I hate about you
Executive Summary
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Overview
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance, Teen, Romantic Comedy, Teen Comedy, Teen Drama, Family
Setting: Contemporary, Padua High School and surrounding areas in Portland, Oregon
Overview: Set in Padua High School, the story follows the lives of two sisters, Kat and Bianca Stratford. Kat, a fiercely independent and rebellious teenager, struggles against societal expectations and her father's controlling nature. Bianca, the more popular sister, yearns for freedom to date but is bound by the rule that she cannot date until Kat does. As new student Cameron James develops a crush on Bianca, he enlists the help of the rebellious Patrick Verona to win over Kat, leading to a series of humorous and heartfelt interactions. The narrative unfolds through their evolving relationships, culminating in moments of self-discovery and emotional growth for both sisters as they navigate love, identity, and familial bonds.
Themes: Self-Discovery and Identity, Societal Expectations and Conformity, Family Dynamics and Relationships, Love and Relationships
Conflict and Stakes: The main conflict revolves around Kat's struggle for independence and her relationship with Patrick, while Bianca's desire to date is complicated by her father's rules and her sister's influence.
Overall Mood: Playful and rebellious with moments of tension and emotional depth.
Mood/Tone at Key Scenes:
- Scene 1: The mood is assertive and confrontational as Kat establishes her independence and sets the tone for her character.
Standout Features:
- Unique Hook: The screenplay features a strong female lead who challenges traditional gender roles and societal expectations.
- Character Development: The evolution of Kat and Patrick's relationship from a transactional arrangement to genuine affection.
- Social Commentary: The film addresses themes of teenage rebellion, family dynamics, and the pressures of high school life.
Comparable Scripts:
- 10 Things I Hate About You
- Clueless
- Mean Girls
- She's All That
- The Breakfast Club
- Easy A
- To All the Boys I've Loved Before
- The DUFF
- Freaky Friday
Writing Style:
The screenplay demonstrates a consistent blend of humor and emotional depth, focusing on teenage characters and their relationships. The dialogue is sharp, witty, and often sarcastic, with a focus on realistic character interactions and authentic portrayals of teenage experiences. While there's a range of comedic styles, the overall tone leans towards witty and observant, exploring themes of identity, rebellion, social dynamics, and family relationships.
Style Similarities:
- John Hughes
- Diablo Cody
- Tina Fey
Pass/Consider/Recommend
Recommend
Explanation: The screenplay for '10 Things I Hate About You' effectively adapts Shakespeare's 'Taming of the Shrew' into a modern high school setting, showcasing strong character arcs, particularly for Kat and Patrick. The dialogue is sharp and witty, capturing the essence of teenage angst and romance. However, there are areas for improvement, particularly in pacing and the resolution of certain character arcs. Overall, the narrative is engaging and relatable, making it a standout in the teen romantic comedy genre.
USP: The screenplay stands out for its clever adaptation of a classic play into a contemporary high school setting, blending Shakespearean themes with modern teenage drama. Its sharp dialogue, relatable characters, and humorous yet heartfelt tone make it compelling for its target audience.
Market Analysis
Budget Estimate:$20-30 million
Target Audience Demographics: Teenagers and young adults aged 13-25, particularly those interested in romantic comedies and coming-of-age stories.
Marketability: The screenplay has a strong appeal to the teen demographic, with relatable characters and themes of rebellion and romance that resonate with young audiences.
The blend of humor, romance, and social commentary makes it attractive for both teen viewers and adults who enjoy nostalgic high school stories.
The character dynamics and conflicts provide opportunities for engaging marketing campaigns, especially through social media platforms popular with teens.
Profit Potential: Moderate to high, as the film can attract a large audience, especially if marketed effectively, and has potential for merchandise and streaming rights.
Analysis Criteria Percentiles
Writer's Voice
Summary:The writer's voice is witty, sharp, and sarcastic, with a strong focus on realistic and engaging teenage dialogue. The tone blends humor and drama seamlessly, creating a vibrant and relatable portrayal of high school life and its complexities. There's a subtle satirical undercurrent that critiques societal norms and expectations, particularly regarding gender roles and social hierarchies.
Best representation: Scene 4 - Classroom Disruptions. Scene 4 best represents the author's voice because it perfectly encapsulates the key elements of their style. The dialogue is razor-sharp and witty, showcasing Kat's rebellious spirit and the writer's talent for creating snappy exchanges. The narrative description reinforces the scene's sarcastic tone and the protagonist's defiance, highlighting the blend of humor and tension that defines the writer's unique approach. The scene establishes the writer's ability to utilize dialogue to both advance the plot and reveal the complex personalities of the characters. It sets a consistent tone for the remainder of the screenplay, a perfect microcosm of the overall narrative.
Memorable Lines:
- Kat: I want to go to an East Coast school! I want you to trust me to make my own choices. I want -- (Scene 18)
- Kat: But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you/ not even close, not even a little bit, not even any at all. (Scene 59)
- Michael: I have a dick on my face, don't I? (Scene 11)
- Patrick: She hates you with the fire of a thousand suns. That's a direct quote. (Scene 42)
- Patrick: You're sweet. And sexy. And completely hot for me. (Scene 50)
Characters
Kat Stratford:An independent and strong-willed high school senior who challenges societal norms and expectations.
Bianca Stratford:Kat's younger sister, who is popular and desires to date but is restricted by her father's rules regarding her sister.
Patrick Verona:A rebellious senior who initially takes on a challenge to date Kat but develops genuine feelings for her.
Cameron James:A new student who has a crush on Bianca and seeks to navigate the social dynamics of high school.
Walter Stratford:The overprotective father of Kat and Bianca, who imposes strict rules on his daughters.
Story Shape
Screenplay Story Analysis
Note: This is the overall critique. For scene by scene critique click here
Story Content | Character Development | Scene Elements | Audience Engagement | Technical Aspects | |||||||||||||||||
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Click for Full Analysis | Tone | Overall Grade | Concept | Plot | Originality Score | Characters | Character Changes | Internal Goal | External Goal | Conflict | Opposition | High stakes | Story forward | Twist | Emotional Impact | Dialogue | Engagement | Pacing | Formatting | Structure | |
1 - Dominance at Padua High | Sarcastic, Defiant, Intimidating | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
2 - High School Hierarchies | Humorous, Sarcastic, Light-hearted | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 5 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
3 - Rebellion in the Cafeteria | Humorous, Sarcastic, Rebellious | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
4 - Reputation and Resistance | Sarcastic, Humorous, Blunt | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
5 - Classroom Disruptions | Humorous, Sarcastic, Challenging | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 9 | |
6 - Courtyard Confessions | Sarcastic, Humorous, Cynical, Observational | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 8.5 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 7.5 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | |
7 - Parking Lot Tensions | Sarcastic, Humorous, Confrontational | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
8 - Family Dynamics and Dating Dilemmas | Humorous, Sarcastic, Contentious | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
9 - Tutoring and Teasing | Light-hearted, Flirtatious, Humorous | 8.5 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
10 - Frog Dissection and High School Dreams | Humorous, Sarcastic, Intriguing | 8.5 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
11 - Cafeteria Conundrums | Humorous, Sarcastic, Light-hearted | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
12 - Strategic Maneuvers and Rebellious Spirits | Humorous, Sarcastic, Conversational | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7.5 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
13 - Deflecting Progress | Sarcastic, Humorous, Blunt | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 7.5 | 7 | 8 | 5 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
14 - Lessons in Identity and Romance | Humorous, Sarcastic, Light-hearted | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
15 - The Price of a Date | Humorous, Sarcastic, Witty | 8.5 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
16 - Flirtation and Frustration | Sarcastic, Humorous, Confrontational | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
17 - Rebellion on the Streets | Sarcastic, Confrontational, Humorous | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
18 - Clash of Independence | Confrontational, Sarcastic, Defiant | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
19 - Negotiating Dates | Confrontational, Sarcastic, Menacing | 8.5 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 9 | |
20 - A Flirtatious Tutoring Session | Flirtatious, Light-hearted, Sarcastic | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 4 | 7 | 3 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
21 - The Scheme to Win Bianca | Humorous, Sarcastic, Conversational | 8.5 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 9 | |
22 - The Party Invitation | Humorous, Sarcastic, Flirtatious | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 9 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 9 | |
23 - Poolside Strategies | Humorous, Sarcastic, Conversational | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7.5 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 9 | 9 | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | |
24 - Sisterly Clash: A Night Out | Sarcastic, Confrontational, Playful | 8.5 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
25 - Entry with a Wink | Humorous, Sarcastic, Defiant | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
26 - Night at Club Skunk | Humorous, Sarcastic, Confrontational | 8.5 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | |
27 - Flirting in the Crowd | Playful, Flirtatious, Sarcastic | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
28 - After the Concert | Dreamy, Conversational, Sarcastic | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 7 | |
29 - High School Hierarchies | Humorous, Confrontational, Sarcastic | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
30 - Miss Perky's Warning | Humorous, Sarcastic, Light-hearted | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
31 - Party Tensions | Sarcastic, Defiant, Annoyed, Playful | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7.5 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | |
32 - Party Tensions | Sarcastic, Defiant, Confrontational | 8.5 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
33 - Party Dynamics and Heartbreak | Humorous, Light-hearted, Sarcastic | 8.5 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
34 - Disillusioned Dreams | Light-hearted, Humorous, Sarcastic | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
35 - A Night of Dancing and Dilemmas | Humorous, Light-hearted, Sarcastic | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
36 - Swinging into Chaos | Humorous, Sarcastic, Playful | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
37 - Curfews and Conflicts | Sarcastic, Confrontational, Defiant | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
38 - Tension and Connection | Sarcastic, Intimate, Reflective, Contentious | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
39 - A Shakespearean Distraction | Humorous, Sarcastic, Cynical | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 5 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 4 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
40 - Regrets and Revelations at Kenny's | Humorous, Reflective, Playful | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 7.5 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | |
41 - A Connection in the Hallway | Playful, Reflective, Conversational | 7.5 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 4 | 6 | 3 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
42 - Kisses and Crude Remarks | Playful, Humorous, Sarcastic | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
43 - Prom Perspectives | Sarcastic, Defiant, Playful | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
44 - Archery and Prom Promises | Playful, Flirtatious, Dramatic | 8.5 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 9 | 8 | 7 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 9 | |
45 - Tension in the Stacks | Sarcastic, Playful, Defiant | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 10 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
46 - A Bold Serenade | Humorous, Embarrassing, Playful | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | |
47 - Detention Distraction | Humorous, Sarcastic, Playful | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
48 - Tree Trouble | Playful, Sarcastic, Light-hearted | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 8 | 6 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
49 - Playful Competition Turns Romantic | Playful, Sarcastic, Passionate | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
50 - Painted Tensions | Tense, Playful, Sarcastic, Angry | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
51 - Contrasts of Kindness and Frustration | Playful, Tense, Sarcastic | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
52 - Prom Dilemmas | Playful, Tense, Sarcastic, Contemplative | 8.2 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 6 | 9 | 6 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
53 - Sisters at Odds | Tense, Regretful, Defensive | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 8.5 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 7.5 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | |
54 - Prom Night Preparations | Playful, Tense, Emotional | 8.5 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 7 | 9 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | |
55 - A Night of Whimsy and Skepticism | Playful, Sarcastic, Romantic | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 8 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
56 - Prom Night Chaos | Romantic, Humorous, Dramatic | 8.5 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 7.5 | 9 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 9 | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | |
57 - A Moment of Connection | Sarcastic, Reflective, Humorous | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 6 | 7 | 5 | 7 | 7 | 7 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
58 - Confrontation in the Cafeteria | Angry, Tense, Confrontational, Sarcastic | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 7 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
59 - Confessions and Revelations | Angry, Reflective, Conflicted, Emotional | 9.2 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 10 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 9 | 7 | 9 | 9 | 7 | 10 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 | |
60 - Strings of Affection | Romantic, Playful, Humorous | 8.5 | 8 | 8 | 8 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 7.5 | 7 | 8 | 7 | 9 | 7 | 9 | 9 | 9 | 8 | 8 | 8 |
Scene 1 - Dominance at Padua High
written by Karen McCullah Lutz & Kirsten Smith
based on 'Taming of the Shrew" by William Shakespeare
Revision November 12, 1997
PADUA HIGH SCHOOL - DAY
Welcome to Padua High School,, your typical urban-suburban
high school in Portland, Oregon. Smarties, Skids, Preppies,
Granolas. Loners, Lovers, the In and the Out Crowd rub sleep
out of their eyes and head for the main building.
PADUA HIGH PARKING LOT - DAY
KAT STRATFORD, eighteen, pretty -- but trying hard not to be
-- in a baggy granny dress and glasses, balances a cup of
coffee and a backpack as she climbs out of her battered,
baby blue '75 Dodge Dart.
A stray SKATEBOARD clips her, causing her to stumble and
spill her coffee, as well as the contents of her backpack.
The young RIDER dashes over to help, trembling when he sees
who his board has hit.
RIDER
Hey -- sorry.
Cowering in fear, he attempts to scoop up her scattered
belongings.
KAT
Leave it
He persists.
KAT (continuing)
I said, leave it!
She grabs his skateboard and uses it to SHOVE him against a
car, skateboard tip to his throat. He whimpers pitifully
and she lets him go. A path clears for her as she marches
through a pack of fearful students and SLAMS open the door,
entering school.
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Scene 2 - High School Hierarchies
BIANCA STRATFORD, a beautiful sophomore, stands facing the
mirror, applying lipstick. Her less extraordinary, but
still cute friend, CHASTITY stands next to her.
BIANCA
Did you change your hair?
CHASTITY
No.
BIANCA
You might wanna think about it
Leave the girls' room and enter the hallway.
HALLWAY - DAY- CONTINUOUS
Bianca is immediately greeted by an admiring crowd, both
boys
and girls alike.
BOY
(adoring)
Hey, Bianca.
GIRL
Awesome shoes.
The greetings continue as Chastity remains wordless and
unaddressed by her side. Bianca smiles proudly,
acknowledging her fans.
GUIDANCE COUNSELOR'S OFFICE - DAY
CAMERON JAMES, a clean-cut, easy-going senior with an open,
farm-boy face, sits facing Miss Perky, an impossibly cheery
guidance counselor.
MISS PERKY
I'm sure you won't find Padua any
different than your old school. Same
little asswipe mother-fuckers
everywhere.
Her plastic smile never leaves her face. Cameron fidgets in
his chair uncomfortably.
MISS PERKY
(continuing)
Any questions?
CAMERON
I don't think so, ma'am
MISS PERKY
Then go forth. Scoot I've got
deviants to see.
Cameron rises to leave and makes eye contact with PATRICK
VERONA, a sullen-looking bad ass senior who waits outside Ms
Perky's door. His slouch and smirk let us know how cool he
is.
Miss Perky looks down at her file and up at Patrick
MISS PERKY
(continuing)
Patrick Verona. I see we're making our
visits a weekly ritual.
She gives him a withering glance. He answers with a charming
smile.
PATRICK
I missed you.
MISS PERKY
It says here you exposed yourself to a
group of freshmen girls.
PATRICK
It was a bratwurst. I was eating
lunch.
MISS PERKY
With the teeth of your zipper?
She motions for Patrick to enter her office and Cameron
shuffles out the door, bumping into MICHAEL ECKMAN, a lanky,
brainy senior who will either end up a politician or game
show host.
MICHAEL
You the new guy?
CAMERON
So they tell me...
MICHAEL
C'mon. I'm supposed to give you the
tour.
They head out of the office
MICHAEL
(continuing)
So -- which Dakota you from?
CAMERON
North, actually. How'd you ?
MICHAEL
I was kidding. People actually live
there?
CAMERON
Yeah. A couple. We're outnumbered by
the cows, though.
MICHAEL
How many people were in your old
school?
CAMERON
Thirty-two.
MICHAEL
Get out!
CAMERON
How many people go here?
MICHAEL
Couple thousand. Most of them evil
INT. HALLWAY - DAY- CONTINUOUS
Prom posters adorn the wall. Michael steers Cameron through
the crowd as he points to various cliques.
MICHAEL
We've got your basic beautiful people.
Unless they talk to you first, don't
bother.
The beautiful people pass, in full jock/cheerleader
splendor.
MICHAEL
(continuing)
Those 're your cowboys.
Several Stetson-wearing, big belt buckle. Wrangler guys
walk by.
CAMERON
That I'm used to.
MICHAEL
Yeah, but these guys have never seen a
horse. They just jack off to Clint
Eastwood.
They pass an espresso cart with a group of teens huddled
around it.
MICHAEL
(continuing)
To the right, we have the Coffee Kids.
Very edgy. Don't make any sudden
movements around them.
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Scene 3 - Rebellion in the Cafeteria
Michael continues the tour
MICHAEL
And these delusionals are the White
Rastae.
Several white boys in dreadlocks and Jamaican knit berets
lounge on the grass. A cloud of pot smoke hovers above them
MICHAEL
(continuing)
Big Marley fans. Think they're black.
Semi-political, but mostly, they watch a
lot of Wild Kingdom, if you know what I
mean.
Michael waves to DEREK, the one with the longest dreads.
MICHAEL
(continuing)
Derek - save some for after lunch, bub?
DEREK
(very stoned)
Michael, my brother, peace
Cameron turns to follow Michael as they walk into the
cafeteria.
CAMERON
So where do you fit in all this?
INT. CAFETERIA - DAY - CONTINUOUS
Loud music and loud students. Michael sits with a group of
studious-looking teens.
MICHAEL
Future MBAs- We're all Ivy League,
already accepted. Someday I'll be
sipping Merlot while those guys --
He points to the table of jocks, as they torture various
passers-by.
MICHAEL
(continuing)
are fixing my Saab. Yuppie greed is
back, my friend.
He points proudly to the ALLIGATOR on his shirt.
Cameron stops listening as BIANCA walks by, and we go SLO
MO. Pure and perfect, she passes Cameron and Michael
without a look.
Cameron is smitten
CAMERON
That girl -- I --
MICHAEL
You burn, you pine, you perish?
CAMERON
Who is she?
MICHAEL
Bianca Stratford. Sophomore. Don't
even think about it
CAMERON
Why not?
MICHAEL
I could start with your haircut, but it
doesn't matter. She's not allowed to
date until her older sister does. And
that's an impossibility.
ENGLISH CLASS - DAY
A room full of bored seniors doodle and scare off into space
MS. BLAISE, the one-step-away-from-medication English
Teacher, tries to remember what she's talking about.
MRS. BLAISE
Well, then. Oh, yes. I guess that
does it for our analysis of The Old Man
and the Sea. Any other comments?
(with dread)
Kat?
Kat, the girl we saw as we entered the school, slowly cakes
off her glasses and speaks up.
KAT
Why didn't we just read the Hardy Boys?
MRS. BLAISE
I'm sorry?
KAT
This book is about a guy and his
fishing habit. Not exactly a crucial
topic.
The other students roll their eyes.
KAT
(continuing)
Frankly, I'm baffled as to why we still
revere Hemingway. He was an abusive,
alcoholic misogynist who had a lot of
cats.
JOEY DORSEY, a well-muscled jock with great cheekbones,
makes fun of her from his row.
JOEY
As opposed to a bitter self-righteous
hag who has no friends?
A few giggles. Kat ignores him. A practiced gesture
MRS. BLAISE
That's enough, Mr. Dorsey.
Really gets fired up now
KAT
I guess the school board thinks because
Hemingway's male and an asshole, he's
worthy of our time
She looks up at Ms. Blaise, who is now fighting with her
pill box.
KAT
(continuing)
What about Colette? Charlotte Bronte?
Simone de Beauvoir?
Patrick, lounging in his seat in the back row, elbows a
crusty-looking crony, identified by the name SCURVY,
embroidered on his workshirt.
PATRICK
Mother Goose?
The class titters. Kat wears an expression of intolerance
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Scene 4 - Reputation and Resistance
Kat now sits before Miss Perky.
MISS PERKY
Katarina Stratford. My, my. You've
been terrorizing Ms. Blaise again.
KAT
Expressing my opinion is not a
terrorist action.
MISS PERKY
Well, yes, compared to your other
choices of expression this year, today's
events are quite mild. By the way,
Bobby Rictor's gonad retrieval operation
went quite well, in case you're
interested.
KAT
I still maintain that he kicked himself
in the balls. I was merely a spectator.
MISS PERKY
The point is Kat -- people perceive you
as somewhat ...
Kat smiles at her, daring her to say it.
KAT
Tempestuous?
MISS PERKY
No ... I believe "heinous bitch" is the
term used most often.
She grimaces, as if she's referring to a medical condition.
MISS PERKY
(continuing)
You might want to work on that
Kat rises from her chair with a plastic smile matching the
counselor's.
KAT
As always, thank you for your excellent
guidance.
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Scene 5 - Classroom Disruptions
Bianca ignores the droning teacher as she writes a note in
big flowing handwriting.
TEACHER (0.S.)
I realize the language of Mr.
Shakespeare makes him a bit daunting,
but I'm sure you're all doing your best.
Bianca folds the note and passes it behind her with a flip
of her hair to CHASTITY. Chastity opens the note and reads:
INSERT - "JOEY DORSEY SAID HI TO ME IN THE HALL! OH! MY
GOD!"
Chastity frowns to herself.
TEACHER (0.S.)
(continuing)
Ms. Stratford, do you care to comment
on what you've read so far?
Bianca looks up and smiles the smile of Daddy's little girl.
BIANCA
Not really.
The teacher shakes her head, but lets it go.
MANDELLA. a waif-like senior girl who sits off to the side
trying to slit her wrist with the plastic spiral on her
notebook, looks up and raises her hand.
TEACHER
Mandella -- since you're assisting us,
you might as well comment. I'm assuming
you read the assignment.
MANDELLA
Uh, yeah, I read it all
TEACHER
The whole play^
MANDELIA
The whole folio. All the plays.
TEACHER
(disbelieving)
You've read every play by William
Shakespeare?
MANDELLA
Haven't you?
She raises a challenging eyebrow. The stunned teacher
doesn't answer and goes to call on the next student.
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Scene 6 - Courtyard Confessions
Mandella and Kat sit down in the quiet corner. They are
eating a carton of yogurt with gusto.
MANDELLA
Your sister is so amazingly without. She'll never read him.
She has no idea.
Kat attacks
KAT
The fact that you're cutting gym so you
can T.A. Sophomore English just to hear
his name, is a little without in itself
if you ask me.
Kat's attention is caught by Patrick as he walks by with his
friends, lighting up a cigarette. Mandella notices her
staring.
MANDELLA
Who's that?
KAT
Patrick Verona Random skid.
MANDELLA
That's Pat Verona? The one who was gone
for a year? I heard he was doing porn
movies.
KAT
I'm sure he's completely incapable of
doing anything that interesting.
MANDELLA
He always look so
KAT
Block E?
Kat turns back to face Mandella and forces her yogurt into
Mandella's hand.
KAT
(continuing)
Mandella, eat. Starving yourself is a
very slow way to die.
MANDELLA
Just a little.
She eats. Kat sees her wrist
KAT
What's this?
MANDELLA
An attempted slit.
Kat stares at her, expressionless.
KAT
I realize that the men of this fine
institution are severely lacking, but
killing yourself so you can be with
William Shakespeare is beyond the scope
of normal teenage obsessions. You're
venturing far past daytime talk show
fodder and entering the world of those
who need very expensive therapy.
MANDELLA
But imagine the things he'd say during
sex.
Thinks a minute
KAT
Okay, say you do it. You kill
yourself, you end up in wherever you end
up and he's there. Do you really think
he's gonna wanna dace a ninety pound
compulsive who failed volleyball?
Mandella's attention is struck by Bianca
ACROSS THE COURTYARD
As she and Chastity parade by Joey and his COHORTS One of
the cohorts elbows Joey.
COHORT
Virgin alert.
Joey looks up and smiles at Bianca.
JOEY
Lookin' good, ladies.
Bianca smiles her coyest of smiles.
BACK TO KAT AND MANDELLA Still watching.
MANDELLA
Tragic.
Doesn't respond
ANOTHER ANGLE
Michael and Cameron observe Joey's leers at Bianca from
their bench in another corner. Cowboys eating cue of a can
of beans linger on the grass behind them.
CAMERON
Why do girls like that always like guys
like that?
MICHAEL
Because they're bred to. Their mothers
liked guys like that, and their
grandmothers before them. Their gene
pool is rarely diluted.
CAMERON
He always have that shit-eating grin?
MICHAEL
Joey Dorsey? Perma-shit-grin. I wish
I could say he's a moron, but he's
number twelve in the class. And a
model. Mostly regional stuff, but he's
rumored to have a big tube sock ad
coming out.
The BELL rings, and the cowboys stand and spit into their
empty bean cans. Cameron and Michael rise as Cameron tries
to catch a glimpse of Bianca as she walks back inside.
MICHAEL
(continuing)
You know French?
CAMERON
Sure do ... my Mom's from Canada
MICHAEL
Guess who just signed up for a tutor?
CAMERON
You mean I'd get a chance to talk to
her?
MICHAEL
You could consecrate with her, my
friend.
Cameron watches as Bianca flounces back into the building.
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Scene 7 - Parking Lot Tensions
Kat and Mandella walk toward Kat's car. Joey pulls up
beside her in his Viper.
JOEY
(re her dress)
The vintage look is over, Kat. Haven't
you been reading your Sassy?
KAT
Yeah, and I noticed the only part of
you featured in your big Kmart spread
was your elbow. Tough break.
JOEY
(practically
spitting)
They're running the rest of me next
month.
He zooms away as Kat yanks open the door of her Dart.
Mandella ties a silk scarf around her head, as if they're in
a convertible.
KAT
The people at this school are so
incredibly foul.
MANDELLA
You could always go with me. I'm sure
William has some friends.
They watch Joey's car as he slows next to Bianca and
Chastity as they walk toward the school bus.
ON BIANCA AND CHASTITY
JOEY
Need a ride, ladies?
Bianca and Chastity can't get in Joey's car fast enough. He
pulls away with a smile.
BACK TO KAT AND MANDELLA
Mandella lowers her sunglasses to watch.
MANDELLA
That's a charming new development
Kat doesn't answer, but reaches over and puts a tape in the
tape deck. The sounds of JOYFUL PUNK ROCK fill the car.
As they pull out, Michael crosses in front of them on his
moped. Kat has to SLAM the brakes to keep from hitting him
KAT
(yelling)
Remove head from sphincter! Then
pedal!
Michael begins fearfully, pedaling as Kat PEELS out, angry
at the delay.
Cameron rushes over
CAMERON
You all right?
He slows to a stop
MICHAEL
Yeah, just a minor encounter with the
shrew.
CAMERON
That's her? Bianca's sister?
MICHAEL
The mewling, rampalian wretch herself.
Michael putters off, leaving Cameron dodging Patrick's
grimy, grey Jeep -- a vehicle several years and many paint
jobs away from its former glory as a REGULATION MAIL TRUCK -
- as he sideswipes several cars on his way out of the lot.
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Scene 8 - Family Dynamics and Dating Dilemmas
SHARON STRATFORD, attractive and focused, sits in front of
her computer, typing quickly. A shelf next to her holds
several bodice-ripper romance novels, bearing her name.
Kat stands behind her, reading over her shoulder as she
types.
KAT
"Undulating with desire, Adrienne
removes her crimson cape, revealing her
creamy --"
WALTER STRATFORD, a blustery, mad scientist-type
obstetrician, enters through the front door, wearing a
doctor's white jacket and carrying his black bag.
WALTER
I hope dinner's ready because I only have ten minutes before
Mrs. Johnson squirts out a screamer.
He grabs the mail and rifles through it, as he bends down to
kiss Sharon on the cheek.
SHARON
In the microwave.
WALTER
(to Kat)
Make anyone cry today?
KAT
Sadly, no. But it's only four-thirty.
Bianca walks in.
KAT
(continuing)
Where've you been?
BIANCA
(eyeing Walter)
Nowhere... Hi, Daddy.
She kisses him on the cheek
WALTER
Hello, precious.
Walter kisses Bianca back as Kat heads up the stairs
KAT
How touching.
Walter holds up a letter to Kat
WALTER
What's this? It says Sarah Lawrence?
Snatches it away from him.
KAT
I guess I got in
Sharon looks up from her computer.
SHARON
What's a synonym for throbbing?
WALTER
Sarah Lawrence is on the other side of
the country.
KAT
I know.
WALTER
I thought we decided you were going to
school here. At U of 0.
KAT
You decided.
BIANCA
Is there even a question that we want
her to stay?
Kat gives Bianca an evil look then smiles sweetly at
KAT
Ask Bianca who drove her home
SHARON
Swollen...turgid.
WALTER
(to Bianca; upset)
Who drove you home?
Bianca glares at Kat then turns to Walter
BIANCA
Now don't get upset. Daddy, but there's
this boy... and I think he might ask...
WALTER
No! You're not dating until your sister
starts dating. End of discussion.
BIANCA
What if she never starts dating?
WALTER
Then neither will you. And I'll get to
sleep at night.
BIANCA
But it's not fair -- she's a mutant,
Daddy!
KAT
This from someone whose diary is
devoted to favorite grooming tips?
WALTER
Enough!
He pulls out a small tape recorder from his black bag.
WALTER
(continuing)
Do you know what this is?
He hits the "play' button and SHRIEKS OF PAIN emanate from
the tape recorder.
BIANCA AND WALTER
(in unison, by
rote)
The sound of a fifteen-year-old in
labor.
WALTER
This is why you're not dating until
your sister does.
BIANCA
But she doesn't want to date.
WALTER
Exactly my point
His BEEPER goes off and he grabs his bag again
WALTER
(continuing)
Jesus! Can a man even grab a sandwich
before you women start dilating?
SHARON
Tumescent!
WALTER
(to Sharon; as he
leaves)
You're not helping.
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Scene 9 - Tutoring and Teasing
Cameron sits with an empty chair beside him. Bianca arrives
in a flurry of blonde hair.
BIANCA
Can we make this quick? Roxanne
Korrine and Andrew Barrett are having an
incredibly horrendous public break- up
on the quad. Again.
CAMERON
Well, I thought we'd start with
pronunciation, if that's okay with you.
BIANCA
Not the hacking and gagging and spitting part. Please.
CAMERON
(looking down)
Okay... then how 'bout we try out some
French cuisine. Saturday? Night?
Bianca smiles slowly
BIANCA
You're asking me out. That's so cute.
What's your name again?
CAMERON
(embarrassed)
Forget it.
Bianca seizes an opportunity.
BIANCA
No, no, it's my fault -- we didn't have
a proper introduction ---
CAMERON
Cameron.
BIANCA
The thing is, Cameron -- I'm at the
mercy of a particularly hideous breed of
loser. My sister. I can't date until
she does.
CAMERON
Seems like she could get a date easy
enough...
She fingers a lock of her hair. He looks on, dazzled.
BIANCA
The problem is, she's completely anti-social.
CAMERON
Why?
BIANCA
Unsolved mystery. She used to be
really popular when she started high
school, then it was just like she got
sick of it or something.
CAMERON
That's a shame.
She reaches out and touches his arm
BIANCA
Gosh, if only we could find Kat a
boyfriend...
CAMERON
Let me see what I can do.
Cameron smiles, having no idea how stupid he is
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Scene 10 - Frog Dissection and High School Dreams
A frog is being torn asunder by several prongs and picks.
Michael and Cameron go for the spleen.
MICHAEL
You're in school for one day and you
ask out the most beautiful girl? Do you
have no concept of the high school
social code?
Cameron grins away
CAMERON
I teach her French, get to know her,
dazzle her with charm and she falls in
love with me.
MICHAEL
Unlikely, but even so, she still can't
go out with you. So what's the
point?
Cameron motions with his head toward Patrick, a few lab
tables away. He's wearing biker glasses instead of goggles
as he tries to revive his frog.
CAMERON
What about him?
MICHAEL
(confused)
You wanna go out with him?
The others at the lab table raise their eyebrows
CAMERON
(impatient)
No - he could wrangle with the sister.
Michael smiles. Liking the intrigue.
MICHAEL
What makes you think he'll do it?
CAMERON
He seems like he thrives on danger
MICHAEL
No kidding. He's a criminal. I heard
he lit a state trooper on fire. He just
got out of Alcatraz...
CAMERON
They always let felons sit in on Honors
Biology?
MICHAEL
I'm serious, man, he's whacked. He
sold his own liver on the black market
so he could buy new speakers.
CAMERON
Forget his reputation. Do you think
we've got a plan or not?
MICHAEL
Did she actually say she'd go out with
you?
CAMERON
That's what I just said
Michael processes this.
MICHAEL
You know, if you do go out with Bianca,
you'd be set. You'd outrank everyone.
Strictly A-list. With me by your side.
CAMERON
I thought you hated those people.
MICHAEL
Hey -- I've gotta have a few clients
when I get to Wall Street.
A cowboy flicks the frog's heart into one of the Coffee
Kid's latte. Cameron presses on, over the melee.
CAMERON
So now all we gotta do is talk to him.
He points to Patrick, who now makes his frog hump another
frog, with full-on sound effects.
MICHAEL
I'll let you handle that.
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Scene 11 - Cafeteria Conundrums
Boys and a few stray girls nail their pieces of wood
Michael sits next to PEPE, a Coffee Kid, who holds out his
jacket like the men who sell watches in the subway. Inside
several bags of coffee hang from hooks.
PEPE
Some people like the Colombian, but it
all depends on your acidity preference.
Me? I prefer East African and
Indonesian. You start the day with a
Sumatra Boengie or maybe and Ethiopian
Sidamo in your cup, you're that much
farther ahead than someone drinkin'
Cosia Rican or Kona -- you know what I
mean?
Michael nods solemnly.
ACROSS THE ROOM
Patrick sits at a table with Scurvy, making something that
looks like a machete out of a two-by-four.
Cameron approaches, full of good-natured farm boy cheer
CAMERON
Hey, there
In response, Patrick brandishes a loud POWER TOOL in his
direction.
Cameron slinks away.
CAMERON
(continuing)
Later, then.
Michael watches, shaking his head.
INT. CAFETERIA - DAY
Joey and his pals take turns drawing boobs onto a cafeteria
tray with a magic marker.
Michael walks up and sits between them, casual as can be
MICHAEL
Hey.
JOEY
Are you lost?
MICHAEL
Nope - just came by to chat
JOEY
We don't chat.
MICHAEL
Well, actually, I thought I'd run an
idea by you. You know, just to see if
you're interested.
JOEY
We're not.
He grabs Michael by the side of the head, and proceeds to
draw a penis on his cheek with the magic marker. Michael
suffers the indignity and speaks undaunted.
MICHAEL
(grimacing)
Hear me out. You want Bianca don't
you?
Joey sits back and cackles at his drawing.
MICHAEL
(continuing)
But she can't go out with you because
her sister is this insane head case and
no one will go out with her. right?
JOEY
Does this conversation have a purpose?
MICHAEL
So what you need to do is recruit a guy
who'll go out with her. Someone who's
up for the job.
Michael points to Patrick, who makes a disgusted face at his
turkey pot pie before he rises and throws it at the garbage
can, rather than in it.
JOEY
That guy? I heard he ate a live duck once. Everything but
the beak and the feet.
MICHAEL
Exactly
Joey turns to look at Michael.
JOEY
What's in it for you?
MICHAEL
Oh, hey, nothin' man Purely good will
on my part.
He rises to leave and turns to the others.
MICHAEL
(continuing)
I have a dick on my face, don't I?
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Scene 12 - Strategic Maneuvers and Rebellious Spirits
Michael stands at the sink, trying to scrub Joey's artwork
off his face as Cameron watches.
CAMERON
You got him involved?
MICHAEL
Like we had a choice? Besides -- when
you let the enemy think he's
orchestrating the battle, you're in a
position of power. We let him pretend
he's calling the shots, and while he's
busy setting up the plan, you have time
to woo Bianca.
Cameron grins and puts an arm around him
CAMERON
You're one brilliant guy
Michael pulls back, noticing other guys filing in.
MICHAEL
Hey - I appreciate gratitude as much as the next guy, but
it's not gonna do you any good to be known as New Kid Who
Embraces Guys In The Bathroom.
Cameron pulls back and attempts to posture himself in a
manly way for the others, now watching.
INT. KENNY'S THAI FOOD DINER - DAY
Kat and Mandella pick apart their pad thai. Mandella is
smoking.
KAT
So he has this huge raging fit about
Sarah Lawrence and insists that I go to
his male-dominated, puking frat boy,
number one golf team school. I have no
say at all.
MANDELLA
William would never have gone to a
state school.
KAT
William didn't even go to high school
MANDELLA
That's never been proven
KAT
Neither has his heterosexuality.
Mandella replies with a look of ice. Kat uses the moment to
stub out Mandella's cigarette.
KAT
(continuing)
I appreciate your efforts toward a
speedy death, but I'm consuming.
(pointing at her
food)
Do you mind?
MANDELLA
Does it matter?
KAT
If I was Bianca, it would be, "Any
school you want, precious. Don't forget
your tiara."
They both look up as Patrick enters. He walks up to the
counter to place his order.
Mandella leans toward Kat with the glow of fresh gossip
MANDELLA
Janice Parker told me he was a roadie
for Marilyn Manson.
Patrick nods at them as he takes his food outside.
KAT
Janice Parker is an idiot
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Scene 13 - Deflecting Progress
Patrick sits before Miss Perky, eating his Thai food
MISS PERKY
(looking at chart)
I don't understand, Patrick. You
haven't done anything asinine this week.
Are you not feeling well?
PATRICK
Touch of the flu.
MISS PERKY
I'm at a loss, then. What should we
talk about? Your year of absence?
He smiles his charming smile
PATRICK
How 'bout your sex life?
She tolerates his comment with her withering glance.
MISS PERKY
Why don't we discuss your driving need
to be a hemorrhoid?
PATRICK
What's to discuss?
MISS PERKY
You weren't abused, you aren't stupid,
and as far as I can tell, you're only
slightly psychotic -- so why is it that
you're such a fuck-up?
PATRICK
Well, you know -- there's the prestige
of the job title... and the benefits
package is pretty good...
The bell RINGS.
MISS PERKY
Fine. Go do something repugnant and
give us something to talk about next
week.
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Scene 14 - Lessons in Identity and Romance
Several pairs of tutors and students sit at the various
desks.
Mandella sits with TREVOR, a White Rasta. She attempts to
get him to do geometry, but he stares at her, as if smitten
MANDELLA
Look, it's really easy.
TREVOR
You're a freedom fighter. Be proud,
sister.
Mandella sets down her pencil and closes the book.
MANDELLA
(rotely)
It's Mandella with two L's. I am not
related to Nelson Mandela. I am not a
political figure. I do not live in
South Africa. My parents just spent a
few too many acid trips thinking they
were revolutionaries.
TREVOR
But you freed our people
MANDELLA
Your "people" are white, suburban high
school boys who smoke too much hemp. I
have not freed you, Trevor.
(grabbing his arm
dramatically)
Only you can free yourself.
ACROSS THE ROOM Bianca and Cameron sit side by side, cozy as
can be
BIANCA
C'esc ma tete. This is my head
CAMERON
Right. See? You're ready for the
quiz.
BIANCA
I don't want to know how to say that
though. I want to know useful things.
Like where the good stores are. How
much does champagne cost? Stuff like
Chat. I have never in my life had to
point out my head to someone.
CAMERON
That's because it's such a nice one.
BIANCA
Forget French.
She shuts her book and puts on a seductive smile
BIANCA
(continuing)
How is our little Find the Wench A Date
plan progressing?
CAMERON
Well, there's someone I think might be
--
Bianca's eyes light up
BIANCA
Show me
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Scene 15 - The Price of a Date
Cameron and Bianca lean against the wall -inconspicuously.
Bianca plays it cool.
BIANCA
Give me a sign when he walks by. And
don't point.
The bell RINGS. Kids flood past. Then Patrick saunters by
with Scurvy. Cameron nudges Bianca.
CAMERON
There.
BIANCA
Where?
Out of desperation, Cameron awkwardly lunges across
Patrick's path. Patrick shoves him back against the wall
without a thought. Cameron lands in a THUD at Bianca's
feet.
CAMERON
I guess he didn't see me
(calling after
Patrick)
Some other time --
Bianca watches Patrick, a wicked gleam in her eye.
BIANCA
My God, he's repulsive. He's so
perfect!
INT. GYM CLASS - DAY
Several volleyball games are being played.
Joey and a member of his hulking entourage, approach
Patrick, who still manages to look cool, even in gym
clothes. They pull him aside roughly.
PATRICK
(shrugging them
off)
What?
Joey points
JOEY See that girl?
Patrick follows his line of vision to Kat as she spikes the
ball into some poor cowboy's face.
PATRICK
Yeah
JOEY
What do you think?
Kat wins the game and high fives the others, who are scared
of her.
PATRICK
Two legs, nice rack...
JOEY
Yeah, whatever. I want you to go out
with her.
PATRICK
Sure, Sparky. I'll get right on it.
JOEY
You just said
PATRICK
You need money to take a girl out
JOEY
But you'd go out with her if you had
the cake?
Patrick stares at Joey deadpan. His dislike for the guy
obvious.
PATRICK
(sarcastic)
Yeah, I'd take her to Europe if I had
the plane.
Joey smiles.
JOEY
You got it, Verona. I pick up the tab,
you do the honors.
PATRICK
You're gonna pay me to take out some
girl?
JOEY
I can't date her sister until that one
gets a boyfriend. And that's the catch.
She doesn't want a boyfriend.
PATRICK
How much?
JOEY
Twenty bucks each time you take her out.
PATRICK
I can't take a girl like that out on
twenty bucks.
JOEY
Fine, thirty.
Patrick raises an eyebrow, urging him up
JOEY
(continuing)
Take it or leave it. This isn't a
negotiation.
PATRICK
Fifty, and you've got your man.
Patrick walks away with a smile
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Scene 16 - Flirtation and Frustration
Kat and the rest of the team go through a grueling practice
session. Kat spares no one as she whips the ball all over
the field.
Patrick sits on the bleachers nearby, watching. A cigarette
dangles from his mouth. His pal, SCURVY is next to him.
MR. CHAPIN, the coach, blows the WHISTLE.
MR. CHAPIN
(proudly)
Good run, Stratford.
Kat nods in response, and the girls leave the field. Patrick
hops down to follow.
PATRICK
Hey. Girlie.
Kat stops and turns slowly to look at him.
PATRICK
(continuing)
I mean Wo-man. How ya doin'?
KAT
(smiles brightly)
Sweating like a pig, actually. And
yourself?
PATRICK
There's a way to get a guy's attention.
KAT
My mission in life.
She stands there undaunted, hand on hip.
KAT
(continuing)
Obviously, I've struck your fancy. So,
you see, it worked. The world makes
sense again.
Patrick's eyes narrow. He steps closer.
PATRICK
Pick you up Friday, then
KAT
Oh, right. Friday.
PATRICK backs up a little. He uses his most seductive tone
PATRICK
The night I take you to places you've
never been before. And back.
KAT
Like where? The 7-Eleven on Burnside?
Do you even know my name, screwboy?
PATRICK
I know a lot more than that
Kat stares at him.
KAT
Doubtful. Very doubtful.
She walks away quickly, leaving him standing alone.
PATRICK
(calling after her)
You're no bargain either, sweetheart.
Scurvy appears at his side
SCURVY
So I guess the Jeep won't be getting a
new Blaupunkt.
ACROSS THE FIELD Cameron and Michael watch.
MICHAEL
He took the bait.
STRATFORD HOUSE/BATHROOM - NIGHT
Kat washes her face at the sink. Bianca appears behind her,
and attempts to twist Kat's hair into a chignon.
She wacks Bianca away.
BIANCA
Have you ever considered a new look? I
mean, seriously, you could have some
potential buried under all this
hostility.
Kat pushes past her into the hallway.
KAT
I have the potential to smack the crap
out of you if you don't get out of my
way.
BIANCA
Can you at least start wearing a bra?
Kat SLAMS her door in response.
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Scene 17 - Rebellion on the Streets
Patrick, Scurvy and some other randoms head for the exit
SCURVY You up for a burger?
Patrick looks in his wallet. It's empty.
INT. HALLWAY - DAY
Kat stands at her locker, gathering her books. Patrick
appears at her side, smiling.
PATRICK
Hey
Kat doesn't answer
PATRICK
(continuing)
You hate me don't you?
KAT
I don't really think you warrant that
strong an emotion.
PATRICK
Then say you'll spend Dollar Night at
the track with me.
KAT
And why would I do that?
PATRICK
Come on -- the ponies, the flat beer,
you with money in your eyes, me with my
hand on your ass...
KAT
You -- covered in my vomit.
PATRICK
Seven-thirty?
She slams her locker shut and walks away
EXT. DOWNTOWN STREET - NIGHT
Kat emerges from a music store carrying a bag of CDs in her
teeth, and fumbling through her purse with both hands. She
finds her keys and pulls them out with a triumphant tug.
She looks up and finds Patrick sitting on the hood of her
car
PATRICK
Nice ride. Vintage fenders.
Kat takes the bag out of her mouth.
KAT
Are you following me?
PATRICK
I was in the laundromat. I saw your
car. Thought I'd say hi.
KAT
Hi
She gets in and starts the car.
PATRICK
You're not a big talker, are you?
KAT
Depends on the topic. My fenders don't
really whip me into a verbal frenzy.
She starts to pull out, and is blocked by Joey's Viper,
which pulls up perpendicular to her rear and parks.
Joey and his groupies emerge and head for the liquor store
KAT
(continuing)
Hey -- do you mind?
JOEY
Not at all
They continue on into the store. Kat stares at them in
disbelief...
Then BACKS UP
Her vintage fenders CRASH into the door of Joey's precious
Viper.
Patrick watches with a delighted grin Joey races out of the
liquor store.
JOEY
(continuing)
You fucking bitch!
Kat pulls forward and backs into his car again. Smiling
sweetly.
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Scene 18 - Clash of Independence
Walter paces as Kat sits calmly on the couch.
WALTER
My insurance does not cover PMS
KAT
Then tell them I had a seizure.
WALTER
Is this about Sarah Lawrence? You
punishing me?
KAT
I thought you were punishing me.
WALTER
Why can't we agree on this?
KAT
Because you're making decisions for me.
WALTER
As a parent, that's my right
KAT
So what I want doesn't matter?
WALTER
You're eighteen. You don't know what
you want. You won't know until you're
forty-five and you don't have it.
KAT
(emphatic)
I want to go to an East Coast school! I
want you to trust me to make my own
choices. I want --
Walter's BEEPER goes off
WALTER
Christ! I want a night to go by that
I'm not staring a contraction in the
face.
He walks out, leaving Kat stewing on the couch.
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Scene 19 - Negotiating Dates
Patrick shuts his graffiti-encrusted locker, revealing
Joey's angry visage, glowering next to him.
JOEY
When I shell out fifty, I expect
results.
PATRICK
I'm on it
JOEY
Watching the bitch trash my car doesn't
count as a date.
PATRICK
I got her under control. She just acts
crazed in public to keep up the image.
Joey sees through the bluff
JOEY
Let me put it to you this way, if you
don't get any action, I don't get any
action. So get your ass on hers by the
end of the week.
Joey starts to walk off
PATRICK
I just upped my price
JOEY
(turning)
What?
PATRICK
A hundred bucks a date.
JOEY
Forget it.
PATRICK
Forget her sister, then.
Joey thinks for a frustrated moment, PUNCHES the locker,
then peels another fifty out of his wallet with a menacing
scowl.
JOEY
You better hope you're as smooth as you
think you are, Verona.
Patrick takes the money with a smile.
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Scene 20 - A Flirtatious Tutoring Session
Cameron runs a sentence past Bianca.
CAMERON
La copine et I 'ami? La diferance?
Bianca glares at him.
BIANCA
A "copine" is someone you can count on.
An "ami" is someone who makes promises
he can't keep.
Cameron closes the French book
CAMERON
You got something on your mind?
BIANCA
I counted on you to help my cause. You
and that thug are obviously failing.
Aren't we ever going on our date?
He melts
CAMERON
You have my word. As a gentleman
BIANCA
You're sweet.
She touches his hand. He blushes at her praise and watches
her toss her hair back
CAMERON
(appreciative)
How do you get your hair to look like
that?
BIANCA
Eber's Deep Conditioner every two days.
And I never, ever use a blowdryer
without the diffuser attachment.
Cameron nods with interest.
CAMERON
You know, I read an article about that.
Bianca looks surprised.
BIANCA
You did?
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Scene 21 - The Scheme to Win Bianca
Patrick stands at the sink, washing his hands Michael and
Cameron cower in the corner, watching him.
PATRICK
(without turning
around)
Say it
MICHAEL
(clearing his
throat)
What?
PATRICK
Whatever the hell it is you're standin'
there waitin' to say.
Cameron bravely steps forward
CAMERON
We wanted to talk to you about the
plan.
Patrick turns toward them.
PATRICK
What plan?
MICHAEL
The situation is, my man Cameron here
has a major jones for Bianca Stratford.
PATRICK
What is it with this chick? She have
three tits?
Cameron starts to object, but Michael holds up a hand.
MICHAEL
I think I speak correctly when I say
that Cameron's love is pure. Purer than
say -- Joey Dorsey's.
PATRICK
Dorsey can plow whoever he wants. I'm
just in this for the cash.
Cameron starts choking at the thought of Joey plowing his
beloved Bianca.
MICHAEL
That's where we can help you. With
Kat.
PATRICK
So Dorsey can get the girl?
MICHAEL
Patrick, Pat, you're not looking at the
big picture. Joey's just a pawn. We set
this whole thing up so Cameron can get
the girl.
Patrick smiles. He likes the idea of Joey being a pawn in
this game.
PATRICK
You two are gonna help me tame the wild
beast?
MICHAEL
(grinning)
We're your guys.
CAMERON
And he means that strictly in a non-
prison-movie type of way.
PATRICK
Yeah -- we'll see.
He swings the door open and exits, leaving Michael and
Cameron grinning at each other.
MICHAEL
We're in.
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Scene 22 - The Party Invitation
CU on a party invitation as it gets handed out. "Future
Princeton Grad Bogey Lowenstein proudly presents a Saturday
night bash at his abode. Casual attire".
Michael holds the invitation up to Cameron.
CAMERON
This is it. A golden opportunity.
Patrick can ask Katarina to the party.
MICHAEL
In that case, we'll need to make it a
school-wide blow out.
CAMERON
Will Bogey get bent?
MICHAEL
Are you kidding? He'll piss himself
with joy. He's the ultimate kiss ass.
CAFETERIA - DAY
Michael hands a jock the party invite as they pass each
other at the trash cans.
INT. GYM CLASS - DAY
The jock calls a fellow jock
INT. MATH CLASS - DAY
Jock whispers to a cheerleader
COURTYARD - DAY
The cheerleader calls a White Rasta that she's making out
with, showing him the invite.
TRACK - DAY
The White Rasta tells a cowboy as they run laps during track
practice.
INT. SHOWERS - DAY
The cowboy Cells a Coffee Kid, as he shields his java from
the spray of the shower.
INT. HALLWAY - DAY
Joey stands ac his open locker with Bianca. The locker is
an homage to Joey's "modeling" career. Cheesy PRINT ADS of
him -- running in a field of daisies, petting a kitten, etc.
-- adorn the locker door.
JOEY
Which do you like better?
INSERT - HEADSHOTS of Joey. In one, he's pouting in a white
shirt. In the other, he's pouting in a black shirt.
BIANCA
I think I like the white shirt
Joey nods thoughtfully.
JOEY
It's more
BIANCA
Expensive?
JOEY
Exactly
(beat)
So, you going to Bogey Lowenbrau's
thing on Saturday?
BIANCA
Hopefully.
He gives her his best flirtatious smile
JOEY
Good, 'cause I'm not gonna bother if
you won't be there.
He taps her on the nose and she giggles
INT. TUTORING ROOM
Bianca sits across from Cameron, who's transfixed, as always
BIANCA
Have you heard about Bogey Lowenstein's
party?
CAMERON
Sure have.
BIANCA
(pouting)
I really, really, really wanna go, but
I can't. Not unless my sister goes.
CAMERON
I'm workin' on it. But she doesn't seem
to be goin' for him.
He fishes.
CAMERON
(continuing)
She's not a...
BIANCA
Lesbian? No. I found a picture of
Jared Leto in one of her drawers, so I'm
pretty sure she's not harboring same-sex
tendencies.
CAMERON
So that's the kind of guy she likes?
Pretty ones?
BIANCA
Who knows? All I've ever heard her say
is that she'd dip before dating a guy
that smokes.
Cameron furiously takes notes
CAMERON
All right. What else is she partial
to?
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Scene 23 - Poolside Strategies
Patrick plays pool with some random deviant cronies.
He looks up when he hears a COMMOTION at the door. LOU the
bouncer is in the midst of throwing Michael and Cameron out.
PATRICK
Lou, it's okay. They're with me.
Lou looks at Patrick, surprised, then reluctantly lets our
two non-deviants pass through.
Patrick guides them to a table and sips from a beer.
PATRICK
(continuing)
What've you got for me?
CAMERON
I've retrieved certain pieces of
information on Miss Katarina Stratford I
think you'll find helpful.
Cameron pulls out a piece of paper.
MICHAEL
(to Patrick)
One question before we start -- should you be drinking
alcohol when you don't have a liver?
PATRICK
What?!
MICHAEL
Good enough.
Cameron looks up at Patrick.
CAMERON
Number one. She hates smokers
MICHAEL
It's a lung cancer issue
CAMERON
Her favorite uncle
MICHAEL
Dead at forty-one.
Patrick sits up
PATRICK
Are you telling me I'm a -
(spits the word
out)
"non-smoker"?
MICHAEL
Just for now.
CAMERON
Another thing. Bianca said that Kat
likes -- pretty guys.
This is met with silence. Then:
PATRICK
What? You don't think I'm pretty?
Michael smacks Cameron
MICHAEL
He's pretty!
CAMERON
Okay! I wasn't sure
Cameron goes back to the list.
CAMERON
(continuing)
Okay -- Likes: Thai food, feminist
prose, and "angry, stinky girl music of
the indie-rock persuasion".
PATRICK
So what does that give me? I'm
supposed to buy her some noodles and a
book and sit around listening to chicks
who can't play their instruments?
MICHAEL
Ever been to Club Skunk?
PATRICK
Yeah.
CAMERON
Gigglepuss is playing there tomorrow
night.
PATRICK
Don't make me do it, man
MICHAEL
Assail your ears for one night.
CAMERON
It's her favorite band.
Patrick groans
MICHAEL
I also retrieved a list of her most
recent CD purchases, courtesy of
American Express.
He hands it over.
PATRICK
(smiling)
Michael -- did you get this information
"illegally"?
Michael puts a finger to his lips.
MICHAEL
I prefer to think of it simply as an
alternative to what the law allows.
PATRICK
I'm likin' you guys better
He looks down at the list of CDs.
PATRICK
(continuing)
This is really music?
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Scene 24 - Sisterly Clash: A Night Out
MUSIC BLARES in a room with minimalist decor splashed with
indie rock band posters and flyers.
Kat and Mandella dance as they dress and apply make-up
Bianca enters, interrupting their fun.
BIANCA
Can you turn down the Screaming
Menstrual Bitches? I'm trying to study.
Kat doesn't move, so Bianca crosses to the stereo, turning
down the volume.
BIANCA
(continuing)
Don't tell me you're actually going
out? On a school night, no less.
Kat shoots her a glare
BIANCA
(continuing;
excited)
Oh my God, does this mean you're
becoming normal?
KAT
It means that Gigglepuss is playing at
Club Skunk and we're going.
BIANCA
(disappointed)
Oh, I thought you might have a date
(beat)
I don't know why I'm bothering to ask,
but are you going to Bogey Lowenstein's
party Saturday night?
KAT
What do you think?
BIANCA
I think you're a freak. I think you do
this to torture me. And I think you
suck.
She smiles sweetly and shuts the door behind her. Kat
doesn't bat an eye. She grabs her purse and opens the door
KAT
Let's hit it.
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Scene 25 - Entry with a Wink
A happy black and white neon skunk sprays fine mist on the
line of kids below.
INT. CLUB FOYER - NIGHT
Kat and Mandella walk in, Mandella nervously pulling out her
fake ID. The giant, afroed bouncer, BRUCE, looks typically
mono-syllabic.
MANDELLA
(whispering to Kat)
You think this'll work?
KAT
No fear.
They approach Bruce. Kat puts on her happy, shiny face
KAT
(continuing)
Hello! We'd like two for Gigglepuss!
Bruce looks the girls up and down.
BRUCE
I can count.
He looks at their IDs. Mandella gently moves Kat aside,
wearing a face that could only be described as "I AM a
Victoria's Secret model."
MANDELLA
I'll bet you can..
She sticks out her chest and licks her lips. Bruce stares
at her deadpan and hands her back the IDs.
BRUCE
Go ahead.
(to Mandella)
And you
MANDELLA
(all come hither)
Yes?
BRUCE
Take it easy on the guys in there.
Mandella winks at him and sashays inside Kat: follows
behind, shaking her head.
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Scene 26 - Night at Club Skunk
Patrick's mail truck clatters to a stop out front.
INT. CLUB FOYER - NIGHT
Patrick walks up to Bruce, who's frisking a badly mowhawked
PIERCED EYEBROW BOY. Bruce pulls a SWITCHBLADE out of the
boy's inside pocket.
BRUCE
Next time, leave the Bic at home,
Skippy.
SKIPPY
It's a bottle opener.
Bruce pushes him inside the club, then sees Patrick.
BRUCE
Verona, my man.
They shake.
PATRICK
Always a pleasure, Brucie.
BRUCE
Didn't have you pegged for a Gigglepuss
fan. Aren't they a little too pre-teen
belly-button ring for you?
PATRICK
Fan of a fan. You see a couple of
minors come in?
BRUCE
Never
PATRICK
Padua girls. One tall, decent body.
The other one kinda short and
undersexed?
BRUCE
Just sent 'em through.
Patrick starts to go in
BRUCE
(continuing)
Hey -- what happened to that chick you
brought last time? The one with the
snake?
Patrick laughs and goes into the club
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Scene 27 - Flirting in the Crowd
Onstage, the all-female band GIGGLEPUSS is parlaying their
bad girl sass into a ripping punk number.
Near the stage is a joyful mass of pogo-ing teens AT THE BAR
Patrick bellies up and looks around the club. Gigglepuss
finishes a song.
LEAD SINGER
Hello, out there. We're Gigglepuss and
we're from Olympia.
A teenage boy in the audience takes the opportunity to
scream.
BOY (0.S.)
Pet my kitty!
LEAD SINGER
Meow
They rev into their next song.
NEAR THE STAGE
Mandella and Kat glow with sweat. When they hear the
opening chords of the song, they look at each other and
scream with glee as they begin to dance. They couldn't be
having a better time.
AT THE BAR
Patrick signals to get the bartender's attention and looks
across the bouncing surge of the crowd. He spots Kat and
Mandella singing along.
HIS POV
The gleeful Kat -- dancing and looking completely at ease.
None of her usual "attitude". Patrick is transfixed. And
most definitely attracted.
NEAR THE STAGE Kat looks at Mandella.
KAT
(shouting)
I need agua!
She makes her way through the crowd to the bar. AT THE BAR
She made it. She signals for the bartender and as she's
waiting, looks around. She spots Patrick a few feet away
KAT
(continuing to
herself)
Shit
She sneaks a glance. He's staring, but this time he looks
away before she can. Despite herself, she's miffed.
The bartender arrives
BARTENDER
(shouting)
What can I get you?
KAT
Two waters.
She looks at Patrick again. He's completely absorbed in the
band. She scowls. The bottled water arrives and she
marches off, forgetting to pay.
She walks up to Patrick.
KAT
(continuing)
You're not fooling anyone.
Patrick looks at her, surprised
PATRICK
(yelling)
hey. Great show, huh?
KAT
(yelling)
If you're planning on asking me out you might as well get it
over with.
PATRICK
(yelling)
Excuse me?
KAT
(yelling)
That's what you want, isn't it?
PATRICK
(yelling; gesturing
toward the band)
Do you mind? You're sort of ruining it
for me.
Kat steams. And watches him watch the band
KAT
(yelling)
You're not surrounded by your usual
cloud of smoke.
The band takes a break, so they can stop yelling now
PATRICK
I know. I quit.
He leans back, making no attempt to hit on her. She moves
closer.
KAT
Oh, really?
He motions toward the stage
PATRICK
You know, these guys are no Bikini Kill
or The Raincoats, but they're right up
there.
KAT
You know who The Raincoats are?
PATRICK
Why, don't you?
She's completely taken aback. He uses the moment to his
advantage and brushes her hair back as he speaks right into
her ear.
PATRICK
(continuing)
I watched you out there I've never
seen you look like that
Kat steps away, brushing the hair back that he just touched
Her cheeks pinken.
His cocky side is back in a flash
PATRICK
(continuing)
Come to that party with me.
At that moment, the band starts another SONG
KAT
(yelling)
What?
The bartender approaches.
BARTENDER
(to Kat, yelling)
You forgot to pay!
PATRICK
(yelling)
I got it, Rick.
He tosses some bills on the bar
Rather than thank him, Kat simply watches him, trying to
figure out his motive.
PATRICK
(continuing;
yelling)
Nine-thirty then.
A few people have gotten between them at the bar and she
can't hear a word he's saying. She gives him one last look
and heads back into the crowd.
Patrick smiles. She didn't say no this time.
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Scene 28 - After the Concert
The crowd files out of the club, Kat and Mandella amongst
them. A^ they're walking toward the parking lot, Patrick
coasts by in his truck. The gears GRIND. He yells out the
window.
MANDELLA
What'd he say?
KAT
Who cares?
Mandella watches Kat as she stares after Patrick
MANDELLA
Has he importun'd you with love in
honourable fashion?
Kat glances sharply at her.
MANDELLA
(continuing; off
her look)
Don't be Cruella with me. I'm in favor
of romance. You're the one that wants
to march on Washington every five
minutes.
Kat pokes her, then looks back at the club dreamily.
KAT
Gigglepuss was so beyond.
Mandella nods.
MANDELLA
They were. I only wish William could
have been here to witness the rebirth of
punk rock with us.
Kat links her arm through Mandella's and they head for the
car.
KAT
So true.
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Scene 29 - High School Hierarchies
Cameron and Michael are at Michael's locker.
CAMERON
So, then she says that she almost
didn't wear the Kenneth Coles with that
dress because she thought she was
mixing, you know, genres. And the fact
that I noticed -- and I'm quoting here -
"really meant something."
Cameron looks At Michael expectantly
MICHAEL
You told me that part already.
CAMERON
Hell, I've just been going over the
whole thing in my head and -
Joey appears over Cameron's shoulder.
JOEY
Hey. Dingo Boingo
Cameron and Michael look at each other And turn around
slowly
JOEY
(continuing; to
Michael)
I hear you're helpin' Verona.
MICHAEL
Uh, yeah. We're old friend*
JOEY
You and Verona?
MICHAEL
What? We took bathes together when we
were kids.
It's incredibly obvious that he's lying. Joey eyes him then
turns to Cameron.
JOEY
What's your gig in all this?
CAMERON
I'm just the new guy.
Joey turns back to Michael, grabbing the alligator on his
shirt and twisting it.
JOEY
You better not fuck this up. I'm
heavily invested.
MICHAEL
Hey -- it's all for the higher good
right?
Joey lets go of Michael and SHOVES Cameron against a locker
for good measure, as he walks away-
CAMERON
Is it about me?
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Scene 30 - Miss Perky's Warning
Kat sits outside waiting for her appointment, bored and
annoyed.
The door opens and Miss Perky escorts Patrick out
MISS PERKY
You're completely demented.
PATRICK
(cheery)
See you next week!
Kat stands and Patrick sees her.
Miss Perky watches in horror
MISS PERKY
You two know each other?
PATRICK/KAT
Yeah/No.
Miss Perky grabs Kat and shoves her into her office.
MISS PERKY
(to Patrick)
Dear God, stay away from her. If you
two ever decided to breed, evil would
truly walk the earth.
Patrick gives Kat one last look before the door shuts, then
smiles-
EXT. STRATFORD HOUSE - NIGHT
The lights are on, illuminating the yard
INT. STRATFORD HOUSE/UPSTAIRS HALLWAY - NIGHT
Bianca and Chastity stand outside Kat's room. MUSIC is
blaring and the door is shut. Bianca looks at her watch
BIANCA
She's obviously not going.
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Scene 31 - Party Tensions
Across the carpet, two pairs of teenage girl feet sneak
past. Bianca and Chastity, teddy bear purses in hand.
FROM THE KITCHEN A RUSTLING is heard. The girls freeze.
Walter emerges from the kitchen with a mile-high sandwich
The girls are like statues. Walter jumps.
BIANCA
Daddy, I --
WALTER
And where're you going?
BIANCA
If you must know, we were attempting to
go to a small study group of friends.
WALTER
Otherwise known as an orgy?
BIANCA
It's just a party. Daddy, but I knew
you'd forbid me to go since "Gloria
Steinem" over there isn't going --
She points to Kat -- Walkman blaring -- who comes
downstairs, wearing a baby tee and battered Levis. Her
relaxing-at-home look is about 400 times sexier than her at-
school look. She wanders toward the kitchen.
Walter directs his attention toward Kat.
WALTER
Do you know about any party? Katarina?
Kat shrugs as she comes back out of the kitchen with an
apple
BIANCA
Daddy, people expect me to be there!
WALTER
If Kat's not going, you're not going.
Bianca turns to Kat, eyes ablaze
BIANCA
You're ruining my life' Because you
won't be normal, I can't be normal.
KAT
What's normal?
BIANCA
Bogey Lowenstein's party is normal, but
you're too busy listening to Bitches Who
Need Prozac to know that.
WALTER
What's a Bogey Lowenstein?
Kat takes off her earphones, ready to do battle
BIANCA
Can't you forget for just one night
that you're completely wretched?
KAT
At least I'm not a clouted fen- sucked
hedge-pig.
Bianca tosses her hair.
BIANCA
Like I'm supposed to know what that
even means.
KAT
It's Shakespeare. Maybe you've heard
of him?
BIANCA
Yeah, he's your freak friend Mandella's
boyfriend. I guess since I'm not
allowed to go out, I should obsess over
a dead guy, too.
WALTER
Girls
Kat stares Bianca down
KAT
I know about the goddamn party. I'm
going.
Bianca and Chastity look at each other, thrilled, and burst
into gleeful screams.
A startled Walter clutches Bianca in a protective hug.
WALTER
Oh, God. It's starting.
BIANCA
It's just a party. Daddy.
Walter looks dazed.
WALTER
Wear the belly before you go.
BIANCA
Daddy, no!
WALTER
Just for a minute
He rushes to a cupboard and pulls out a padded faux-
pregnancy belly.
WALTER
(continuing)
I want you to realize the weight of
your decisions.
He hangs the belly on her as she stands mortified.
BIANCA
You are so completely unbalanced.
KAT
Can we go now?
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WALTER
(to Bianca)
Promise me you won't talk to any boys
unless your sister is present.
BIANCA
Why?
WALTER
Because she'll scare them away.
Kat stomps to the door, grabbing her car keys off the hall
table and a sweater from the coat rack. She flings open the
door and...
There stands Patrick.
PATRICK
Nine-thirty right?
Kat's in shock
PATRICK
(continuing)
I'm early.
She holds up her keys
KAT
I'm driving.
He peeks in behind her.
PATRICK
Who knocked up your sister?
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Scene 32 - Party Tensions
BOGEY, a short Future MBA in a tux, greets his guests like a
pro, handing out cigars and martinis.
BOGEY
Nice to see you. Martini bar to the
right, shots in the kitchen.
The house is filled to capacity with Padua High's finest Kat
pushes through the crowd. Patrick saunters in behind her
INT. BOGEY'S KITCHEN - NIGHT
Joey lines up a row of shots amid much whooping and
hollering within the jock crowd.
Kat enters, then quickly tries to make an about face. Joey
sees her and rushes over to block her, standing in the
doorway.
JOEY
Lookin' fresh tonight, Pussy-Kat
Kat gives him a death look and then stops and points at his
forehead.
KAT
Wait -- was that?-- Did your hairline
just recede?
He panics, whipping out a handy pocket mirror She's
already walking away.
JOEY
Where ya goin?
KAT
Away.
JOEY
Your sister here?
Kat's face shows utter hatred
KAT
Leave my sister alone.
JOEY
(smirking)
And why would I do that?
A RUCKUS sounds from the next room
JOCK
A fight!
The other jocks rush to watch as two Coffee Kids splash
their cupfuls on each other.
COFFEE KID #1
That was a New Guinea Peaberry, you
Folger's-crystals-slurping-buttwipe.
Caffeinated fists fly. Joey slithers away from the door to
watch, giving Kat one last smirk, just as Bianca walks into
the kitchen.
JOEY
Just who I was looking for.
He puts his arm around Bianca and escorts her out
KAT
BIANCA
Bianca keeps walking, ignoring Kat
A GUY pouring shots hands Kat one She downs it and accepts
another.
GUY
Drink up, sister.
Patrick walks up
PATRICK
What's this?
KAT
(mocking)
"I'm getting trashed, man." Isn't that
what you're supposed to do at a party?
PATRICK
I say, do what you wanna do.
KAT
Funny, you're the only one
She downs another.
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Scene 33 - Party Dynamics and Heartbreak
Cameron and Michael enter. Cameron looks, around for his
beloved, while Michael schmoozee with all in attendance and
dishes dirt simultaneously.
MICHAEL
(high-fiving a
jock)
Moose, my man!
(to Cameron)
Ranked fifth in the state. Recruiters
have already started calling.
Cameron nods intently
MICHAEL
(continuing;
grabbing his belt)
Yo, Clem.
(to Cameron)
A Patsy Cline fan, but hates the new
Leanne Rimes.
(with a Jamaican
swagger)
Ziggy, peace, bra.
(to Cameron)
Prefers a water pipe, but has been
known to use a bong.
Michael spots Bianca and Chastity, watching the skirmish,
and points Cameron's body in her direction.
MICHAEL
(continuing)
Follow the love, man
ON BIANCA AND CHASTITY Bianca cranes her neck
BIANCA
Where did he go? He was just here.
CHASTITY
Who?
BIANCA
Joey.
Cameron walks over.
CAMERON
Evening, ladies.
Bianca turns and graces him with a pained smile.
BIANCA
Hi.
CAMERON
Looks like things worked out tonight,
huh?
Bianca ignores the question and tries to pawn him off
BIANCA
You know Chastity?
CAMERON
I believe we share an art instructor
CHASTITY
Great
BIANCA
Would you mind getting me a drink,
Cameron?
CAMERON
Certainly
Pabst? Old Milwaukee? RaiJieer?
Bianca gives him a tense smile.
BIANCA
Surprise me.
He heads for the kitchen. Joey walks up and grabs her
around the waist.
She giggles as he picks her up and carries her off -- just
as Cameron returns, a beer -- complete with a napkin and
straw -- in his hand.
Chastity glares with a jealous fury after Bianca and Joey,
then gives Cameron the once-over and walks away.
Michael appears.
MICHAEL
Extremely unfortunate maneuver.
CAMERON
The hell is that? What kind of 'guy
just picks up a girl and carries her
away while you're talking to her?
MICHAEL
Buttholus extremus. But hey, you're
making progress.
CAMERON
No, I ' m not.
He smacks himself in the head
CAMERON
(continuing)
She used me! She wants to go out with
Dorsey. Not me. I'm an idiot!
Michael pats him on the shoulder.
MICHAEL
At least you're self-aware
BOGEY'S KITCHEN - NIGHT
Kat and a crowd of White Rastas and Cowboys stand in a
drunken group hug singing "I Shot the Sheriff". Kat has
another shot glass in hand.
Patrick is showing a scar to an inebriated, enraptured
cheerleader. He looks up at Kat and smiles meets his eyes
then looks away.
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Scene 34 - Disillusioned Dreams
Bianca stands next to Joey, sipping from her beer
JOEY
So yeah, I've got the Sears catalog
thing going -- and the tube sock gig "
that's gonna be huge. And then I'm up
for an ad for Queen Harry next week.
BIANCA
Queen Harry?
JOEY
It's a gay cruise line, but I'll be,
like, wearing a uniform and stuff.
Bianca tries to appear impressed, but it's getting
difficult.
BIANCA
Neat...
JOEY
My agent says I've got a good shot at
being the Prada guy next year.
He looks over her shoulder and waves at someone. Bianca
takes the opportunity to escape.
BIANCA
I'll be right back.
INT. BOGEY'S BATHROOM - NIGHT
Bianca shuts the door and leans on it with a sigh. Chastity
applies lip-gloss in the mirror.
BIANCA
He practically proposed when he found
out we had the same dermatologist. I
mean. Dr. Bonchowski is great an all,
but he's not exactly relevant party
conversation.
CHASTITY
Is he oily or dry?
BIANCA
Combination. I don't know -- I thought
he'd be different. More of a
gentleman...
Chastity rolls her eyes
CHASTITY
Bianca, I don't think the highlights of
dating Joey Dorsey are going to include
door-opening and coat-holding.
BIANCA
Sometimes I wonder if the guys we're
supposed to want to go out with are the
ones we actually want to go out with,
you know?
CHASTITY
All I know is -- I'd give up my private
line to go out with a guy like Joey.
There's a KNOCK at the door. Bianca opens it to find a very
drunken Kat.
KAT
Bianca, I need to talk to you -- I need
to tell you --
BIANCA
(cutting her off)
I really don't think I need any social
advice from you right now.
Bianca grabs Chastity's arm and they exit
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Scene 35 - A Night of Dancing and Dilemmas
Patrick tries to remove a shot glass from Kat's hand.
PATRICK
Maybe you should let me have it.
Kat is fierce in her refusal to let go
KAT
I want another one
Joey enters, grabbing Patrick by the shoulder, distracting
him from his task.
JOEY
My man
As Patrick turns, Kat breaks free and dives into the sea of
dancing people in the dining room.
PATRICK
(annoyed)
It's about time.
JOEY
A deal's a deal.
He peels off some bills
JOEY
(continuing)
How'd you do it?
PATRICK
Do what?
JOEY
Get her to act like a human
A very drunken Kat jumps up onto the kitchen island and
starts dancing by herself. She lets loose, hair flying.
She's almost burlesque.
Others form a crowd, clapping and cheering her on
She swings her head around BANGING it on a copper pot
hanging from the rack above the center island. She starts
to sway, then goes down as Patrick rushes over to catch her.
The others CLAP, thinking this is a wonderful finale.
Patrick sets her down on her feet, holding her up
PATRICK
Okay?
KAT
I'm fine. I'm
She tries to push him away, but staggers when she does grabs
her again, bracing her.
PATRICK
You're not okay.
KAT
I just need to lie down for awhile
PATRICK
Uh, uh. You lie down and you'll go to
sleep
KAT
I know, just let me sleep
PATRICK
What if you have a concussion? My dog
went to sleep with a concussion and woke
up a vegetable. Not that I could tell
the difference...
She tries to sit on the floor
KAT
Okay, I'll just sleep but stay awake,
okay?
He pulls her back to her
PATRICK
C'mon, let's walk
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Scene 36 - Swinging into Chaos
As Patrick walks Kat through the dining room, Cameron grabs
his arm.
CAMERON We need to talk.
PATRICK
Cameron, I'm a little busy
CAMERON
It's off. The whole thing.
Kat slides down to the floor and Patrick struggles to get h
back on her feet.
PATRICK
What 're you talking about?
CAMERON
She's partial to Joey, not me
Patrick doesn't have time for this.
PATRICK
Cameron -- do you like the girl?
CAMERON
Sure
PATRICK
(impatient)
Then, go get her
Patrick continues walking an oblivious Kat outside. Cameron
stands there, unsure how to make use of this advice
EXT. BOGEY LOWENSTEIN'S HOUSE - NIGHT
Patrick marches Kat around the yard, holding her up
KAT
This is so patronizing.
PATRICK
Leave it to you to use big words when
you're shitfaced.
KAT
Why 're you doing this?
PATRICK
I told you
KAT
You don't care if I die
PATRICK
Sure, I do
KAT
Why?
PATRICK
Because then I'd have to start taking
out girls who like me.
KAT
Like you could find one
PATRICK
See that? Who needs affection when
I've got blind hatred?
KAT
Just let me sit down.
He walks her over to the swingset and plops her down in a
swing, moving her hands to hang onto the chains.
PATRICK
How's that?
She sits and looks at him for a moment with a smile. Then
FALLS over backward.
PATRICK
(continuing)
Jesus. You're like a weeble
Patrick rushes to right her, then starts pushing her on the
swing to keep her entertained.
PATRICK
(continuing)
Why'd you let him get to you?
KAT
Who?
PATRICK
Dorsey.
KAT
I hate him.
PATRICK
I know. It'd have to be a pretty big
deal to get you to mainline tequila. You
don't seem like the type.
KAT
(holding up a
drunken head)
Hey man. . . You don ' t think I can
be "cool"? You don't think I can be
"laid back" like everyone else?
PATRICK
(slightly
sarcastic)
I thought you were above all that
KAT
You know what they say
He stops the swing
PATRICK
No. What do they say?
Kat is asleep, her head resting against the swing's chains.
PATRICK
(continuing)
Shit!
He drags her to her feet and starts singing loudly.
PATRICK
(continuing)
Jingle Bells! Jingle Belles! Wake up
damn it!
He sits her down on the slide and shakes her like a rag
doll.
PATRICK
(continuing)
Kat! Wake up!
KAT
(waking)
What?
He sighs with relief.
PATRICK
I thought you were...
They share some meaningful eye contact. And then she PUKES
on his shoes.
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Scene 37 - Curfews and Conflicts
Kat washes her face and grabs a bottle of Scope, taking a
big swig.
A KNOCK sounds at the door
KAT
Go away
Bianca opens the door and looks at her sister with the
smuggest of all possible grins.
BIANCA
Dinner taste better on the way out?
Gives her a "don't even start" look.
BIANCA
(continuing)
I don't get you. You act like you're
too good for any of this, and then you
go totally apeshit when you get here.
KAT
You're welcome.
She pushes past her and leaves the bathroom.
KAT'S CAR - NIGHT
Kat's in the driver's seat. Patrick leans in and takes the
keys out of the ignition.
PATRICK
Cute
BOGEY LOWENSTEIN'S HOUSE - NIGHT
Kids loiter on the lawn. Bianca and Chastity walk outside
Joey catches up to them.
JOEY
A bunch of us are going to Jaret's
house. Wanna come?
Chastity looks at Bianca, who wears a pained expression.
She looks at her watch.
BIANCA
I have to be home in twenty minutes.
CHASTITY
(eagerly, to Joey)
I don't have to be home 'til two.
JOEY
Then, c'mon.
(to Bianca)
Maybe next time --
They head back into the party, leaving an astonished Bianca
Cameron exits the party and stops when he sees Bianca
standing alone.
CAMERON
(slightly
accusatory)
Have fun tonight?
BIANCA
Tons
He starts to walk on
BIANCA
(continuing)
Cameron?
He stops. She gives him a helpless smile.
BIANCA
(continuing)
Do you think you could give me a ride
home?
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Scene 38 - Tension and Connection
Patrick drives as Kat sits in the passenger seat, fiddling
with the radio dial. She finds a SONG she's happy with and
Patrick quickly changes it.
PATRICK
I'm driving, so I get to pick the
tunes.
She changes it back to her song.
KAT
It's my car.
He changes it back.
PATRICK
And I'm in control of it.
KAT
But it's Gigglepuss - I know you like
them. I saw you there.
Patrick doesn't have an answer for this, so he let's her
listen to her song.
KAT
(continuing)
When you were gone last year -- where
were you?
PATRICK
Busy
KAT
Were you in jail?
PATRICK
Maybe.
KAT
No, you weren't
PATRICK
Then why'd you ask?
KAT
Why'd you lie?
He doesn't answer, but instead, frowns and turns up the
music. She bobs her head drunkenly.
KAT
(continuing)
I should do this.
PATRICK
Do what?
KAT
This.
She points to the radio
PATRICK
Start a band?
KAT
(sarcastically)
My father wouldn't approve of that that
PATRICK
You don't strike me as the type that
would ask permission.
She turns to look at him.
KAT
Oh, so now you think you know me?
PATRICK
I'm gettin' there
Her voice loses it's venom
KAT
The only thing people know about me is
that I'm "scary".
He turns to look at her -- she looks anything but scary
right now. He tries to hide his smile.
PATRICK
Yeah -- well, I'm no picnic myself.
They eye each other, sharing a moment of connection,
realizing they're both created the same exterior for
themselves.
Patrick pulls into her driveway and shuts off the motor. He
looks up at her house.
PATRICK
(continuing)
So what ' s up with your dad? He a
pain in the ass?
KAT
He just wants me to be someone I'm not.
PATRICK
Who?
KAT
BIANCA
PATRICK
No offense, but you're sister is
without. I know everyone likes her and
all, but ...
Kat stares at him with new admiration.
KAT
You know -- you're not as vile as I
thought you were.
She leans drunkenly toward him.
Their faces grow closer as if they're about to kiss And then
Patrick turns away
PATRICK
So, I'll see you in school
Kat stares at him, pissed. Then gets out of the car,
SLAMMING the door shut behind her.
CAMERON'S CAR - NIGHT
Bianca and Cameron ride in silence.
He finally breaks it.
CAMERON
I looked for you back at the party, but
you always seemed to be "occupied".
BIANCA
(faux-innocence )
I was?
CAMERON
You never wanted to go out with 'me,
did you?
Bianca bites her lip.
BIANCA
(reluctant)
Well, no...
CAMERON
Then that's all you had to say.
BIANCA
But
CAMERON
You always been this selfish?
BIANCA thinks a minute
He pulls up in front of the house
CAMERON
Just because you're beautiful, doesn't
mean you can treat people like they
don't matter.
She looks at him for a moment -- then grabs his face and
gives him a kiss on the lips. He draws back in surprise,
then kisses her back. She smiles, then gets out of the car
without another word.
Cameron grins and drives away
CAMERON
(continuing)
And I'm back in the saddle.
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Scene 39 - A Shakespearean Distraction
Kat sits at her desk, burying her face in a book as the
others enter. The White Rastas are first.
DEREK
Kat, my lady, you sway to the rhythm of
my heart.
He grabs her hand and kisses it as she pulls it away.
CLEM, a cowboy, enters, high-fiving Derek with new-found
friendliness.
CLEM
Yippe kai-aye, bra.
(to Kat)
Dance for me, cowgirl.
He sits next to Derek
CLEM
(continuing)
Okay, now tell me again why he didn't
shoot the deputy?
DEREK
Because the deputy meant him no harm,
my friend. It was only the sheriff that
was the oppressor.
Joey saunters in and takes his seat.
JOEY
Kat, babe, you were on fire.
Mrs. Blaise enters and sits at her desk
MRS. BLAISE
Well now, did everyone have a good
weekend?
JOEY
Maybe we should ask Verona
Patrick enters, late, and slinks to his desk. Kat looks up,
down and around, everywhere but at Patrick.
Mrs. Blaise tries to remember what she's supposed to talk
about.
MRS. BLAISE
Okay then. Well.
(beat)
Oh, yes
She clears her throat.
MRS. BLAISE
(continuing)
I'd like you all to write your own
version of Shakespeare's Sonnet #141.
Groans.
MRS. BLAISE
(continuing)
Any form you'd like. Rhyme, no rhyme,
whatever. I'd like to see you elaborate
on his theme, however. Let's read it
aloud, shall we? Anyone?
The class is frozen in apathy.
MRS. BLAISE
(continuing)
Derek?
Ms. Blaise hands him the sonnet. He shifts uncomfortably in
his seat. Then grins.
DEREK
(reading; in his
Rasta stoner drawl)
In faith, I do not love thee with mine
eyes/ For they in thee a thousand errors
note/ But 'tis my heart that loves what
they despise/ Who in despite of view is
pleas 'd to dote.
In the back of the room Clem raises his hand
CLEM
Ms. Blaise, can I get the bathroom
pass? Damn if Shakespeare don't act as
a laxative on my person.
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Scene 40 - Regrets and Revelations at Kenny's
Kat and Mandella scrape the peanuts out of their sauce.
MANDELLA
You went to the party? I thought we
were officially opposed to suburban
social activity.
KAT
I didn't have a choice.
MANDELLA
You didn't have a choice? Where's Kat
and what have you done with her?
KAT
I did Bianca a favor and it backfired.
MANDELLA
You didn't
KAT
I got drunk. I puked. I got rejected.
It was big fun.
Patrick enters, walking to the counter to order. He sees Kat
and smiles.
PATRICK
Hey
She gathers her things and bolts out the door. Patrick
looks at Mandella, who shrugs and follows Kat.
INT. BIOLOGY CLASS - DAY Cameron and Michael flank Patrick
at his lab table
MICHAEL
So you got cozy with she who stings?
PATRICK
No - I've got a sweet-payin' job that
I'm about to lose.
CAMERON
What'd you do to her?
PATRICK
I don ' t know.
(beat)
I decided not to nail her when she was
too drunk to remember it.
Michael and Cameron look at each other in realization, then
turn back to Patrick.
CAMERON
You realize this puts the whole operation in peril.
PATRICK
No shit. She won't even look at me
CAMERON
Why can't you just tell her you're sorry?
Patrick's expression says that this is not a possibility.
Michael makes a time out sign with his hands.
MICHAEL
I'm on it
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Scene 41 - A Connection in the Hallway
Mandella is at her locker. Drawings of William Shakespeare
adorn the door. She looks at them with a sigh, then ties
her silk scarf tightly around her neck, in an attempt to cut
off her air supply.
Michael walks up.
MICHAEL
Hey there. Tired of breathing?
MANDELLA
(shyly, as she
loosens the scarf)
Hi.
MICHAEL
Cool pictures. You a fan?
MANDELLA
Yeah. I guess.
MICHAEL rocks. Very hip.
MANDELLA
You think?
MICHAEL
Oh yeah.
She looks at him suspiciously
MANDELLA
Who could refrain that had a heart to
love and in that heart, courage to make
' B love known?
Michael thinks for a minute.
MICHAEL
Macbeth, right?
MANDELLA
(happily stunned)
Right.
MICHAEL
Kat a fan, too?
MANDELLA
(puzzled)
Yeah...
He leans in close to her, conspiratorially
MICHAEL
So, listen... I have this friend
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Scene 42 - Kisses and Crude Remarks
Cameron sits next to Patrick on the bleachers as they watch
Kat's practice.
CAMERON
She hates you with the fire of a
thousand suns . That's a direct quote
PATRICK
She just needs time to cool off I'll
give it a day.
A PUCK flies at them from the field, narrowly missing their
heads.
PATRICK
(continuing)
Maybe two.
He looks at Cameron.
PATRICK
(continuing)
You makin' any headway?
CAMERON
She kissed me.
PATRICK
(eyebrow raised)
Where?
INT. HALLWAY - DAY
Chastity rounds the corner and bends down to get a drink
from the water fountain.
NEARBY
Joey stands talking to two JOCK COHORTS. The guys don't see
her.
JOEY
Don't talk to me about the sweetest
date. That little halo Bianca is gonna
be prone and proven on prom night. Six
virgins in a row.
The cohorts chortle Chastity keeps drinking from the
fountain
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Scene 43 - Prom Perspectives
Joey leans against Patrick's Jeep. Patrick is inside.
PATRICK
I don't know, Dorsey. ..the limo.-the
flowers. Another hundred for the tux --
JOEY
Enough with the Barbie n' Ken shit. I
know.
He pulls out his wallet and hands Patrick a wad of money
JOEY
(continuing)
Take it
Patrick does, with a smile, as he ROARS out of the parking
lot.
INT. SCHOOL COURTYARD - DAY
Kat and Mandella deface a prom flyer.
KAT
Can you even imagine? Who the hell
would go to this a bastion of commercial
excess?
MANDELLA
Well, I guess we're not, since we don't
have dates .
KAT
Listen to you! You sound like Betty,
all pissed off because Archie is taking
Veronica.
MANDELLA
Okay, okay, we won't go. It's not like
I have a dress anyway
KAT
You ' re looking at this from the wrong
perspective. We're making a statement.
MANDELLA
(unconvinced)
Oh, good. Something new and different
for us.
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Scene 44 - Archery and Prom Promises
Mr. Chapin patrols as boys and girls shoot arrows at targets
Joey swaggers up to Bianca, who is taking careful aim.
Chastity watches from across the row.
JOEY
Hey, sweet cheeks.
BIANCA
(not looking at
him)
Hi, Joey.
JOEY
You're concentrating awfully hard
considering it's gym class.
She lets the arrow go and turns to look at him.
JOEY
(continuing)
Listen, I want to talk to you about the
prom.
BIANCA
You know the deal. I can ' t go if Kat
doesn't go --
In the background, a RASTA crumples to the ground. Hit
A casualty of Gym. Mr. Chapin scurries over.
JOEY
Your sister is going.
Bianca looks at him, surprised
BIANCA
Since when?
Joey takes the bow and arrow from Bianca's hand. He draws
back and takes aim.
JOEY
I'm taking care of it.
Chastity looks over from her spot on the field, but keeps
lips firmly shut.
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Scene 45 - Tension in the Stacks
Kat browses through the feminist lit section
Patrick appears, through a hole in the books.
PATRICK
Excuse me, have you seen The Feminine
Mystique? I lost my copy.
KAT
(frowning)
What are you doing here?
PATRICK
I heard there was a poetry reading.
KAT
You 're so --
PATRICK
Pleasant?
Kat stares at him, deadpan.
PATRICK
(continuing)
Wholesome.
KAT
Unwelcome.
PATRICK
Unwelcome? I guess someone still has
her panties in a twist.
KAT
Don't for one minute think that you had
any effect whatsoever on my panties.
PATRICK
So what did I have an effect on ?
KAT
Other than my upchuck reflex? Nothing.
She pushes past him and heads out the' door
Pat looks down at the book he's been holding in his hand:
Taming of the Shrew.
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Scene 46 - A Bold Serenade
Cameron and Michael flank Patrick as he shovels food into
mouth.
PATRICK
You were right. She's still pissed.
MICHAEL
Sweet love, renew thy force!
PATRICK
Man -- don't say shit like that to me.
People can hear you.
CAMERON
(exasperated)
You humiliated the woman! Sacrifice
yourself on the altar of dignity and
even the score.
MICHAEL
Best case scenario, you're back on the
payroll for awhile.
PATRICK
What's the worst?
CAMERON
You get the girl.
Patrick thinks for a minute
PATRICK
If I go down. I'm takin' her with me
INT. ENGLISH CLASS - DAY
Kat and the other students sit at their desks, taking a quiz
Patrick's seat is conspicuously empty.
From outside, we hear the soft, unsure beginnings of a SONG.
Kat looks up, then out the window, HORRIFIED.
The song grows louder until we realize it's The Partridge
Family's "I Think I Love You". Being sung by Patrick.
PATRICK
(0. S.)
"This morning, I woke up with this
feeling, I didn't know how to deal with,
and so I just decided to myself--"
The STUDENTS rush to the window. OUTSIDE Patrick stands
beneath the window, crooning.
Scurvy is next to him, keeping the beat on the bongos and
doing backup vocal s.
PATRICK
"I'd hide it to myself. And never talk
about it. And didn't I go and shout it
when you walked into the room --"
He makes quite a sarcastic show of it.
IN THE CLASSROOM
Mrs. Blaise touches her heart, as if the song is for her.
Kat slowly walks to the window, peeking below.
OUTSIDE
Patrick smiles at her as he finishes the verse with a big
finale.
PATRICK
(continuing)
" I think I love you I "
INSIDE
The other students laugh, clap, cheer, etc. Kat sinks down,
mortified, but with a slight smile
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Scene 47 - Detention Distraction
Patrick and several other miscreants sit quietly, mulling
over their misfortune.
MISCREANT
Nice song, Verona.
PATRICK
Flog me.
He makes the appropriate hand gesture
Mr. Chapin, the gym teacher, sits at the desk in front,
ignoring them while he reads a girly weightlifting magazine
KAT (0. S.)
Excuse me, Mr. Chapin?
Patrick looks up at the sound of her voice and sees Kat
standing in the doorway. She gives him a smile and he perks
up a little.
Kat walks into the room and addresses Mr. Chapin again. He
turns fully to face her.
KAT
Sir, I'd like to state for the record
that Mr. Verona ' s current
incarceration is unnecessary. I never
filed a complaint.
MR. CHAPIN
You didn't have to. He disrupted a
classroom.
Kat glances over at Patrick and motions her head toward the
window.
Patrick shrugs, not knowing what she ' s talking about.
She motions again, and looks toward the window with an
expression that says, "Make a break for it, moron."
Kat brings her attention back to Mr. Chapin while Patrick
inches out of his seat toward the window.
The other miscreants watch with glee.
KAT
But, Mr. Chapin, I hardly think a
simple serenade warrants a week of
detention. There are far more hideous
acts than off-key singing being
performed by the student body on a
regular basis.
Patrick is halfway out the window now. And none too happy
about it, considering they're on the second floor.
He eyes a large TREE a few feet away from MR. CHAPIN. He
starts to turn away from Kat
MR. CHAPIN
You're not gonna change my mind, Kat.
Rules stick.
Kat starts to panic, as Patrick has yet to make the jump for
the tree.
KAT
Wait, Mr. Chapin. There's something
I've always wanted to show you.
He turns back toward her again, the very second before he
would have spotted Patrick.
Kat glances toward the window. Patrick's just about to make
the jump.
MR. CHAPIN
What?
KAT
These.
From behind, we see her lift up her shirt and flash her bra
at Mr. Chapin, just as Patrick makes the Jump.
The miscreants cheer, for both the daring' escape and the
flash of skin.
Mr. Chapin reddens and tries to be stern.
MR. CHAPIN
I'm going to let that slide, Katarina.
But if I catch you doing that again,
you'll be in here with the rest of these
guys.
He motions to the remaining detention prisoners, without
noticing Patrick's absence.
Kat smiles at him.
KAT
Thank you, Mr. Chapin.
Kat bolts out the door. Mr. Chapin goes back to his muscle
mag, wiping the sweat from his brow.
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Scene 48 - Tree Trouble
Kat arrives at the tree. looking around breathlessly, seeing
no one.
KAT
He left! I sprung the dickhead and he
cruised on me.
PATRICK
(0. S.)
Look up, sunshine
She does. He's still in the tree
PATRICK
I guess I never told you I'm afraid of
heights.
KAT
(smiling)
C'mon. It's not that bad
PATRICK
Try lookin' at it from this angle
She assesses the branch structure
KAT
Put your right foot there --
PATRICK
Forget it. I'm stayin'.
KAT
You want me to climb up and show you
how to get down?
PATRICK
(voice trembling)
Maybe.
She sighs and dose so. When she gets to his level, she
perches on the branch next to him. He grins at her.
Then swings himself down with the grace and ease of a
monkey, leaving her sitting there, realizing she's been
duped.
KAT
You shit!
She climbs down after him
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Scene 49 - Playful Competition Turns Romantic
Patrick and Kat walk amongst the games
KAT
The Partridge Family?
PATRICK
I figured it had to be something
ridiculous to win your respect. And
piss you off.
KAT
Good call.
PATRICK
So how'd you get Chapin to look the
other way?
KAT
I dazzled him with my wit
She stops and picks up a toy gun that SHOOTS water at
giggling hyenas and wails on it. The barker hands her a
stuffed animal as her prize. She hands it to the small KID
next to her and they continue walking.
PATRICK
(sarcastic)
A soft side? Who knew?
KAT
Yeah, well, don't let it get out
PATRICK
So what's your excuse?
KAT
Acting the way we do.
PATRICK
Yes
KAT
I don't like to do what people expect.
Then they expect it all the time and
they get disappointed when you change.
PATRICK
So if you disappoint them from the
start, you're covered?
KAT
Something like that
PATRICK
Then you screwed up
KAT
How?
PATRICK
You never disappointed me.
She blushes under his gaze
PATRICK
(continuing)
You up for it?
KAT
For. . . ?
He motions to the SIGN for a paint-ball game. She grins
SERIES OF SHOTS:
The two of them creep through the paint-ball course,
stealthy and full of the desire to best the other.
Patrick nails Kat in the back with a big glob of red paint
Kat gets him in the chest with a glob of blue.
Patrick returns fire with a big yellow splat to the side of
her face.
Kat squirts a green shot to his forehead After a few more
shots, they're both covered in paint
She tries to shoot him again, only to find that her gun is
empty.
KAT
(continuing)
Damn it!
Patrick grabs her in a victorious tackle. They land,
laughing.
It's hard to even recognize them, as their hair and faces
are so smeared with paint globs, but they still manage to
find each other's eyes.
He wipes a smear of blue paint away from her lips, as he
goes to kiss her.
NEARBY The kid with the stuffed animal, points
KID
Look, Mom
His mother hurries him away. What's started as a tackle has
turned into a passionate kiss
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Scene 50 - Painted Tensions
Patrick pulls up in Kat's driveway. Their paint wardrobe
has dried by now and they look like refugees from some
strange, yet colorful, war.
KAT
State trooper?
PATRICK
Fallacy.
KAT
The duck?
PATRICK
Hearsay.
KAT
I know the porn career's a lie.
He shuts off the car and turns to her.
PATRICK
Do you?
He kisses her neck. It tickles. She laughs.
KAT
Tell me something true.
PATRICK
I hate peas.
KAT
No -- something real. Something no one
else knows.
PATRICK
(in-between kisses)
You're sweet. And sexy. And
completely hot for me.
KAT
What?
PATRICK
No one else knows
KAT
You're amazingly self-assured. Has
anyone ever told you that?
PATRICK
Go to the prom with me
Kat's smile disappears.
KAT
Is that a request or a command?
PATRICK
You know what I mean
KAT
No.
PATRICK
No what?
KAT
No, I won't go with you
PATRICK
Why not?
KAT
Because I don't want to. It's a stupid
tradition.
Patrick sits quietly, torn. He can't very well tell her he
being paid to take her.
PATRICK
People won't expect you to go...
Kat turns to him, getting angry.
KAT
Why are you doing this?
KAT
All of it -- what's in it for you?
He sits silently, not looking at her, confirming her
suspicions.
KAT
(continuing)
Create a little drama? Start a new
rumor? What?
PATRICK
So I have to have a motive to be with
you?
KAT
You tell me.
PATRICK
You need therapy. Has anyone ever told
you that?
KAT
(quietly)
Answer the question, Patrick
PATRICK
(angry)
Nothing! There's nothing in it for me.
Just the pleasure of your company.
He takes out a cigarette. She breaks it in half before she
SLAMS the car door and walks into the house.
Patrick PEELS out of the driveway. Kat turns at the front
door and watches him go
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Scene 51 - Contrasts of Kindness and Frustration
Patrick pulls up to a stop light and waits for .the green
He glances over at A DRUNKEN HOMELESS GUY in the median, who
has decided that he doesn't need to wear pants.
Patrick pulls out his wallet, takes the wad of money Joey
gave him and hands it to the homeless guy.
PATRICK
cover that up
The light turns green and Patrick pulls away
INT. STRATFORD HOUSE/BATHROOM - NIGHT
Kat stands at the sink, scrubbing paint off of her face
Bianca TAPS on the open door.
BIANCA
Quick question -- are you going to the
prom?
Kat pushes the door shut with a SLAM
INT. STUDY HALL - DAY
Cameron and Bianca sit together at their study cubby. She
fingers a strand of her hair.
BIANCA
Then Guillermo says, "If you go any
lighter, you're gonna look like an extra
on 90210."
CAMERON
No...
Bianca stares at him for a moment.
BIANCA
do you listen to this crap?
CAMERON
What crap?
BIANCA
Me. This endless ...blonde babble. I'm
like, boring myself.
CAMERON
Thank God! If I had to hear one more
story about your coiffure...
He mock stabs himself with a pencil as she giggles and
smacks his hand away.
CAMERON
(continuing)
I figured you'd get to the good stuff
eventually.
BIANCA
What good stuff?
CAMERON
The "real you".
BIANCA
Like my fear of wearing pastels?
He looks stricken.
BIANCA
(continuing)
I'm kidding.
(beat)
You know how sometimes you just become
this "persona"? And you don't know how
to quit?
CAMERON
(matter of fact)
No
BIANCA
Okay -- you're gonna need to learn how
to lie.
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Scene 52 - Prom Dilemmas
Mandella struggles with the lock on her locker. Finally, it
opens.
Hanging inside is a beautiful DRESS, inspired by the 16th
Century. Mandella slowly unpins a NOTE from the dress.
INSERT - "0 FAIR ONE. JOIN ME AT THE PROM. I WILL BE
WAITING. LOVE, WILLIAM S."
Mandella's agog. Trevor walks by and sees her holding the
dress.
TREVOR
You're gonna look splendiferous in
that, Mandella.
Mandella looks up sharply, shaken from her reverie.
TREVOR
(continuing)
that's cool to say.
Mandella grins It is
MANDELLA
INT. STRATFORD HOUSE/DEN - DAY
Sharon is at her computer, Walter at his exercise bike
SHARON
Would you rather be ravished by a
pirate or a British rear admiral?
WALTER
Pirate -- no question.
Bianca enters and walks over to Walter
BIANCA
Daddy, I want to discuss the prom with
you. It's tomorrow night --
WALTER
The prom? Kat has a date?
BIANCA
No, but
WALTER
It's that hot rod Joey, right? That ' s
who you want me to bend my rules for?
BIANCA
He's not a "hot rod". Whatever that
is.
WALTER
You're not going unless your sister
goes. End of story.
BIANCA
Fine. I see that I'm a prisoner in my
own house. I'm not a daughter. I'm a
possession!
Bianca storms out.
WALTER
(calling out)
You know what happens at proms?
Sharon stops her typing and looks up at Walter
SHARON
They'll dance, they'll kiss, they'll
come home. Let her go.
WALTER
Kissing? Is that what you think
happens? Kissing isn't what keeps me up
to my elbows in placenta all day.
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Scene 53 - Sisters at Odds
Bianca lies on her bed. MTV blares. A KNOCK sounds.
BIANCA
Come in.
Kat enters and sits down on the bed, muting the TV.
KAT
(kindly)
Listen, I know you hate having to sit
home because I'm not Susie High School.
BIANCA
Like you care.
KAT
I do care. But I'm a firm believer in
doing something for your own reasons,
not someone else ' s .
BIANCA
I wish I had that luxury. I'm the only
sophomore that got asked to the prom and
I can't go, because you won ' t.
Kat clears her throat
KAT
Joey never told you we went out, did
he?
BIANCA
What?
KAT
In 9th. For a month
BIANCA
(confused)
Why?
KAT
(self-mocking)
He was, like, a total babe
BIANCA
But you hate Joey
KAT
Now I do. Back then, was a different
story.
BIANCA
As in...
Kat takes a deep breath.
KAT
He said everyone was doing it. So I
did it.
BIANCA
You did what?
KAT
(continuing on)
Just once. Afterwards, I told him I
didn't want to anymore. I wasn't ready.
He got pissed. Then he broke up with
me.
Bianca stares at her, dumbfounded
BIANCA
But
KAT
After that, I swore I'd never do
anything just because "everyone else"
was doing it. And I haven't since.
Except for Bogey's party, and my
stunning gastro-intestinal display --
BIANCA
(stunned)
Why didn't you tell me?
KAT
I wanted to let you make up your own
mind about him.
BIANCA
No. you didn't! If you really thought
I could make my own decisions, you
would've let me go out with him instead
of helping Daddy hold me hostage.
Kat stands up slowly
KAT
That's not
BIANCA
I'm not stupid enough to repeat your
mistakes.
KAT
I guess I thought I was protecting you.
BIANCA
God, you're just like him! Just keep me
locked away in the dark, so I can't
experience anything for myself
KAT
Not all experiences are good, Bianca.
You can't always trust the people you
want to.
BIANCA
I guess I'll never know, will I?
She rises and holds the door open for Kat, then slams it
behind her.
EXT. STRATFORD HOUSE - DAY
A sprinkler cruises the lawn.
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Scene 54 - Prom Night Preparations
Kat lies in bed, staring at the ceiling. She rolls over and
picks up the phone.
BIANCA'S ROOM - DAY
Bianca, still in her pajamas, eats a bowl of cereal while
watching "I Love Lucy" reruns.
A KNOCK sounds
BIANCA
Come in.
Kat opens the door and peers in with a grin
KAT
Feel like shopping?
Bianca looks up, hopefully.
LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
Walter and Sharon are in front of the television. Walter
has the TV Guide in hand, glasses on.
WALTER
What do you wanna watch? We've got
crap, crap, crap or crap
SHARON
Dr. Ruth?
Bianca walks into the living room. She's wearing a prom
dress.
BIANCA
Hi, Mommy.
(looking away)
WALTER
Walter scurries takes off his glasses and looks from Bianca
to Sharon.
SHARON
Honey, you look beautiful!
BIANCA
You like? My date should be here in
five.
WALTER
I'm missing something.
BIANCA
I have a date, Daddy. And he ' s not a
captain of oppression like some men we
know.
The DOORBELL RINGS. Bianca runs to open it. There stands
CAMERON. He takes in Bianca's outfit.
CAMERON
Wow
BIANCA
Let's go.
Walter rises. Sharon pulls him back down on the couch
SHARON
(to Bianca)
Have a great time, honey!
WALTER
But -- who -- what --?
The door SLAMS. As Sharon looks at Walter with a grin, a
blur rushes down the stairs and out the door. The blur has
Kat ' s voice.
KAT
Hey, guys. I'm going to the prom. See
you in a few.
The door SLAMS again. Walter and Sharon 'are alone
WALTER
What just happened?
SHARON
Your daughters went to the prom.
WALTER
Did I have anything to say about it?
SHARON
Absolutely not.
WALTER
That ' s what I thought
The DOORBELL RINGS again. Walter opens it to find Joey on
the porch, wearing a tux.
JOEY
I'm here to pick up Bianca.
WALTER
late
He SLAMS the door shut
EXT HOTEL PARKING LOT - NIGHT
Kat pulls up in her car, emerging resplendent in an ice
gown.
Patrick sits on the steps, waiting. In a tux.
KAT
How'd you get a tux at the last minute?
PATRICK
It's Scurvy's. His date got convicted.
Where'd you get the dress?
KAT
It's just something I had. You know
PATRICK
(smiling)
Oh huh
KAT
Look, I'm -- sorry -- that I
questioned your motives. I was wrong.
Patrick winces slightly, but covers it with a smile
PATRICK
No prob.
He remains seated. Kat fidgets nervously.
KAT
are you ready?
He rises and stares at her, taking in her image
appreciatively. She blushes and turns away.
KAT
(continuing)
C'mon. Let's get this over with.
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Scene 55 - A Night of Whimsy and Skepticism
A hotel ballroom transformed into a fantasy world. Patrick
and Kat enter, Kat attempting to deny the romance of it.
KAT
Quite the ostentatious display
A cowboy two-steps by them, dragging some poor girl around
PATRICK
Look, Clem even wore his good boots
Kat steps forward, looking around and spots Cameron and
Bianca dancing cheek to cheek. She smiles.
ACROSS THE ROOM
Mandella enters nervously, in the long Elizabethan gown,
hair piled on top of her head. She spots Kat and hurries
over.
MANDELLA
Have you seen him?
KAT
Who?
MANDELLA
William - he asked me to meet him here.
KAT
Oh, honey -- tell me we haven't'
progressed to full-on hallucinations.
Patrick looks toward the door and taps Kat. She turns and
points Mandella the same way.
Michael - in full Shakespearean dress with a new goatee on
his chin - bows in their direction. Mandella's grin couldn't
be bigger.
Michael swashbuckles over to them, taking Mandella's hand
and leading her onto the dance floor.
MICHAEL
Mi' lady.
(to Patrick)
Good sir.
Patrick rolls his eyes.
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Scene 56 - Prom Night Chaos
Kat and Patrick dance to a slow SONG. Whatever he's
whispering into her ear is making her laugh.
Cam and Bianca dance nearby, glowing with happiness. She
whispers something in his ear and heads for the ladies' room
INT. LADIES ROOM - NIGHT
Bianca walks in, positively radiant. Chastity emerges from a
stall.
BIANCA
(surprised)
What are you doing here?
Chastity checks her hair in the mirror, aloof.
CHASTITY
You think you ' re the only sophomore
at the prom?
BIANCA
I did.
Chastity maintains her snooty tone.
CHASTITY
And just so you know, my date isn't
planning on spending most of the night
in his backseat.
BIANCA What're you talking about?
CHASTITY
Joey Dorsey is only after one thing - -
your cherry. He practically made a
public announcement.
Appalled, Bianca storms out. Chastity tries to backpedal.
CHASTITY
(continuing)
I wanted to tell you
INT. PROM - NIGHT
Joey, drunk, disorderly and pissed off, walks in with a few
stray jocks - also dateless. He zeroes in on Cameron, now
consoling a pissed-off Bianca.
Patrick and Kat continue to slow dance, oblivious to the
evil about to erupt.
PATRICK
My grandmother's .
KAT
What?
PATRICK
That's where I was last year. She'd
never lived alone -- my grandfather died
-- I stayed with her. I wasn't in jail,
I don't know Marilyn Manson, and I've
never slept with a Spice Girl. I spent
a year sitting next to my grandma on the
couch watching Wheel of Fortune. End of
story.
He takes a breath and looks away, not meeting her eyes. Kat
stares at him for a moment and laughs a delighted laugh
KAT
That ' s completely adorable!
PATRICK
It gets worse -- you still have your
freshman yearbook?
He's interrupted by Joey's hand on his shoulder.
JOEY
What's Bianca doing here with that
cheese dick? I didn't pay you to let
some little punk ass snake me.
ACROSS THE ROOM
Michael spots the altercation and dances Mandella over to
Cameron and Bianca.
MICHAEL
(to Cameron)
Feces hitting fan. C'mon
Michael takes Cameron aside, leaving Mandella and Bianca
staring after them.
ACROSS THE ROOM
Michael and Cameron approach Joey as he continues to taunt
Patrick who keeps quiet, realizing the weight of this
situation.
MICHAEL
(continuing)
Joey, pal, compadre. Let's take it
easy.
Joey turns toward Michael and Cameron.
JOEY You two are in big trouble
Cameron faces Joey.
CAMERON
Admit it. You lost. Be a man.
Joey PUNCHES Cameron in the face, taking him by surprise
Cameron holds his nose as it bleeds onto his tux
The various cliques descend angrily and Joey is soon
surrounded by seething Cowboys, Coffee Kids and White
Rastas.
DEREK
Very uncool, my brother
JOEY
I'm not your brother, white boy.
The other Rastas GASP, as if stung by the realization that
they're white.
Joey turns back to Patrick and Kat.
JOEY
(continuing)
Just so you know -- she'll only spread
her legs once.
Kat looks from Joey to Patrick, not sure what she's hearing.
Joey pushes through the crowd but a HAND drags him back.
It's Bianca. And she BELTS the hell out of him
BIANCA
That's for making my date bleed
She BELTS him again
BIANCA
(continuing)
That's for my sister.
And AGAIN
BIANCA
(continuing)
And that's for me.
Cliques now descend on Joey, punching him wildly.
COWBOY
And that's for the fourth grade,
asshole.
HOTEL - NIGHT
KAT runs down the stairs, Patrick chasing her
PATRICK
Wait I...
KAT
You were paid to take me out! By --
the one person I truly hate. I knew it
was a set-up!
PATRICK
It wasn't like that.
KAT
Really? What was it like? A down
payment now, then a bonus for sleeping
with me?
PATRICK
I didn't care about the money.
He catches up to her now
PATRICK
(continuing)
I cared about --
She turns to face him with a countenance more in sorrow than
in anger.
KAT
You are so not what I thought you were.
He grabs her and kisses her to shut her up. After a second,
she jerks away and flees down the stairs and out of sight.
Bianca stands at the top of the stairs, watching. She's
never looked more guilty.
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Scene 57 - A Moment of Connection
Kat is sprawled on the couch in sweats, wrapped in a
blanket, watching "Sixteen Candles". When Molly Ringwald
leans across the birthday cake to get a kiss from her dream
date, Kat changes the channel disgustedly, settling for an
infomercial
The phone sits next to her. Not ringing. Bianca breezes
in, bearing a cup of tea.
BIANCA
Are you sure you don't want to come
with us? It'll be fun.
Kat takes the tea and gives a weak smile.
KAT
I ' m sure .
Bianca sits down next to her
BIANCA
You looked beautiful last night, you
know.
KAT
So did you
Bianca gives her a squeeze, then jumps up when the DOORBELL
rings, opening the door to a waiting Cameron. He peeks his
head inside.
CAMERON
She okay?
BIANCA
I hope so.
The door shuts behind her as Walter enters.
WALTER
Was that your sister?
KAT
Yeah. She left with some bikers Big
ones. Full of sperm.
WALTER
Funny.
Walter sits down on the arm of the chair and watches the
infomercial with Kat.
WALTER
(continuing)
I don't understand the allure of
dehydrated food. Is this something I
should be hip to?
KAT
No, Daddy.
WALTER
(dreading the
answer)
So tell me about this dance. Was it
fun?
KAT
Parts of it.
WALTER
Which parts?
KAT
The part where Bianca beat the hell out
of some guy.
WALTER
Bianca did what?
KAT
What's the matter? Upset that I rubbed
off on her?
WALTER
No -- impressed.
Kat looks up in surprise.
WALTER
(continuing)
You know, fathers don't like to admit
that their daughters are capable of
running their own lives. It means we've
become spectators. Bianca still lets me
play a few innings. You've had me on
the bleachers for years. When you go to
Sarah Lawrence, I won't even be able to
watch the game.
KAT
(hopeful)
When I go?
WALTER
Oh, Christ. Don't tell me you've
changed your mind. I already sent 'em a
check.
Kat reaches over and gives him a hug
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Scene 58 - Confrontation in the Cafeteria
from the food line.
CAMERON (0. S.)
Katarina?
She turns and looks at him
CAMERON
I'd like to express my apologies.
KAT
For what?
CAMERON
(looking down)
I didn't mean for you to get -- When
Bianca asked me to find you a boyfriend,
I had no idea it would turn out so --
ugly. I would never have done anything
to compromise your - - -
He trails off when he realizes she's thrown her food tray
against the wall and marched off -- the old "kill, kill"
look back in her eyes.
INT. HALLWAY - DAY
Kat stomps up the hallway, full of menace
CLASSROOM - DAY
Bianca's English teacher perches on the edge of a desk, open
book in hand.
TEACHER
Who can tell me at what point Lucentio
admits his deception?
The door of the classroom FLIES open and an angry Kat stalks
in, yanking Bianca from her chair and dragging her toward
the hallway.
KAT
(to the teacher)
Family emergency.
HALLWAY - DAY
Bianca tries to pull away as Kat drags her by the hair
between two rows of lockers.
BIANCA
Let go!
KAT
You set me up.
BIANCA
I just wanted --
KAT
What? To completely damage me? To send
me to therapy forever? What?
BIANCA
No! I just wanted
Miss Perky walks up
MISS PERKY
Ladies? Shall we take a trip to my
office?
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Scene 59 - Confessions and Revelations
Miss Perky stares at both sisters as they sit before her,
then focuses on Bianca.
MISS PERKY
So you're the real bitch
BIANCA
Yes! Okay? Yes -- I'm the real bitch.
I wanted her to get a boyfriend so I
could. Apparently, this makes me a
horrible person. I'm sorry.
She turns to Kat.
BIANCA
(continuing)
I swear -- I didn't know about the
money. I didn't even know Joey was
involved. I would never intentionally
hurt you, Kat.
MISS PERKY
(to Kat)
Do you care to respond?
KAT
Am I supposed to feel better? Like,
right now? Or do I have some time to
think about it?
MISS PERKY
Just smack her now.
Bianca rises, taking Kat by the arm.
BIANCA
(to Miss Perky)
We'll be getting back to you.
MISS PERKY
What, no hug?
HALLWAY - DAY
And Bianca leave Miss Perky's office
BIANCA
Is that woman a complete fruit-loop or
is it just me?
KAT
It's just you.
ENGLISH CLASS - DAY
Mrs. Blaise faces the class
MRS. BLAISE
All right. I'm assuming everyone found
time to compose, their poems. Except for
Mr. Dorsey, who's still in ICU.
Nerds in the back high-five each other.
MRS. BLAISE
(continuing)
Would anyone care to read theirs aloud?
No one moves. Then Kat slowly stands up.
KAT
I'11 go
Patrick looks up.
MRS. BLAISE
Oh, Lord.
She downs a couple Prozac
MRS. BLAISE
(continuing)
Please proceed.
Kat stands, puts on her glasses, and takes a deep breath
before reading from her notebook.
KAT
I hate the way you talk to me/ and the
way you cut your hair/ I hate the way
you drive my car/ I hate it when you
stare.
She pauses, then continues
KAT
(continuing)
I hate your big dumb combat boots/ and
the way you read my mind/ I hate you so
much it makes me sick/ it even makes me
rhyme.
She takes a deep breath, and looks quickly at Patrick, who
stares at the floor.
KAT
(continuing)
I hate the way you're always right/ I
hate it when you lie/ I hate it when you
make me laugh/ even worse when you make
me cry/ I hate it that you're not
around/ and the fact that you didn't
call/ But mostly I hate the way I don '
t hate you/ not even close, not even a
little bit, not even any at all.
She looks directly at Patrick. He looks back this time.
The look they exchange says everything.
Then she walks out of the room The rest of the class remains
in stunned silence.
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Scene 60 - Strings of Affection
Kat walks to her car alone. When she opens the door, she's
greeted with a Fender Stratocaster guitar, reclining in the
front seat.
She picks it up slowly, inspecting every detail, then spins
around.
Patrick stands there, smiling.
KAT
A Fender Strat. You bought this?
PATRICK
I thought you could use it. When you
start your band.
She doesn't answer, but hides a smile, so he walks closer.
PATRICK
(continuing)
Besides, I had some extra cash. Some
asshole paid me to take out a really
great girl.
KAT
Is that right?
PATRICK
Yeah, but then I fucked up. I fell for
her.
Blushes and looks down.
PATRICK
(continuing)
You know -- it's not every day you find
a girl who'll flash her tits to get you
out of detention.
Looks up. surprised and embarrassed that he found out
He takes her upturned face as a sign to kiss her and he does
She lets him this time.
Then breaks it off
KAT
You can't just buy me a guitar every
time you screw up, you know.
He grimaces.
PATRICK
I know
He quiets her with another kiss Which she breaks off again.
KAT
And don't just think you can
He kisses her again, not letting her end it this time.
STRATFORD HOUSE - SUNSET
We hear the sounds of MUSIC and LAUGHTER.
STRATFORD HOUSE/BACKYARD - SUNSET
Patrick is at the barbecue grill, flipping burgers. Kat
watches.
KAT
Why is my veggie burger the only burnt
object on this grill?
PATRICK
Because I like to torture you.
KAT
Oh, Bianca? Can you get me my freshman
yearbook?
PATRICK
Don ' t you even dare. . .
ON BIANCA AND CAMERON As they argue on the patio.
CAMERON
They do to!
BIANCA
They do not!
Rises to get the yearbook.
CAMERON
Can someone please tell her that
sunflower seeds come from sunflowers?
ON MICHAEL AND MANDELLA
Severely making-out in a lawn chair. She comes up for a
breath.
MANDELLA
I can't remember a word of Shakespeare
right now. Isn't that weird?
Michael pulls her back down for another round ON KAT AND
PATRICK
She tries to keep him from grabbing the yearbook that Bianca
now hands her.
KAT
You're freaked over this, aren't you?
Bianca hands her the yearbook
BIANCA
He's more than freaked. He's froke
Flips to a page.
KAT
I'd like to call your attention to
Patrick Verona's stunning bad-ass look
of 1995 ---
INSERT - A horrifically nerdy freshman year picture Glasses,
bad hair, headgear -- the works.
She holds up the picture for all to view. Patrick cringes
and throws a handful of pretzels at her.
BIANCA
Patrick -- is that- a.
KAT
Perm?
PATRICK
Ask my attorney.
Kat and Bianca huddle over the picture, giggling -- as we
CRANE UP and hear a GIRLY PUNK version of The Partridge
Family's "I Think I Love You".
FADE OUT:
END
Ratings
Characters in the screenplay, and their arcs:
Character | Arc | Critique | Suggestions |
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kat |
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While Kat's character arc is compelling, it could benefit from a clearer trajectory that emphasizes her growth. The balance between her rebellious nature and her vulnerability is well-established, but the resolution may feel rushed if not adequately developed. The emotional stakes could be heightened to create a more impactful transformation. | To improve Kat's character arc, consider incorporating more moments of introspection that allow her to reflect on her past experiences and their impact on her present behavior. Additionally, introduce challenges that force her to confront her fears and insecurities more directly, leading to a gradual and believable transformation. Building stronger relationships with supporting characters, particularly Bianca and Patrick, can also enhance her emotional journey and provide a richer context for her growth. |
michael | Throughout the screenplay, Michael evolves from a mere comic relief character to a more complex figure who grapples with the implications of loyalty and deception. Initially, he is primarily focused on helping Cameron pursue Bianca, using humor and wit to navigate social situations. As the story progresses, he becomes increasingly skeptical of Patrick's motives and the ethical implications of their plan. By the climax, Michael faces a moral dilemma that forces him to confront his own values and the consequences of his actions. Ultimately, he learns the importance of honesty and integrity in friendships, leading to a more mature understanding of relationships by the end of the feature. | While Michael is a well-developed character with a strong sense of humor and charm, his arc could benefit from deeper emotional stakes. His loyalty to Cameron and skepticism of Patrick are compelling, but they could be explored further to create a more significant internal conflict. Additionally, his transition from comic relief to a more serious role could be more gradual, allowing the audience to see the evolution of his character in a more nuanced way. | To improve Michael's character arc, consider incorporating moments that challenge his beliefs and force him to confront the consequences of his actions. This could include a pivotal scene where he must choose between supporting Cameron's plan or standing up for what he believes is right. Additionally, adding backstory elements that reveal why Michael values loyalty and honesty could deepen his character. Finally, allowing for moments of vulnerability where he expresses his fears or insecurities could create a more relatable and well-rounded character. |
mandella |
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While Mandella's character is well-rounded and offers a mix of humor and depth, her arc could benefit from clearer stakes and motivations. The transition from her initial rebelliousness to a more introspective character could be more pronounced, allowing the audience to witness her internal struggles more vividly. Additionally, her relationship with Michael could be further developed to enhance her growth and provide a more compelling narrative thread. | To improve Mandella's character arc, consider incorporating specific challenges that force her to confront her insecurities and societal expectations more directly. This could involve deeper interactions with Michael that reveal her vulnerabilities or conflicts with authority figures that challenge her worldview. Additionally, providing moments of self-reflection or pivotal decisions that highlight her growth would strengthen her journey. Finally, ensuring that her relationship with Kat evolves alongside her own development could create a more cohesive narrative and emphasize the theme of friendship. |
joey |
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While Joey's character arc presents a classic journey from arrogance to self-awareness, it risks falling into predictable tropes of the 'redeemed jock.' His initial portrayal as a one-dimensional character focused solely on superficiality may limit audience engagement. Additionally, the transition from arrogance to vulnerability needs to be more nuanced to avoid feeling forced or unrealistic. | To improve Joey's character arc, consider adding layers to his personality early on. Introduce moments that hint at his insecurities or pressures he faces, which could explain his need for control and dominance. Incorporate interactions that reveal his complexity, such as moments of genuine kindness or vulnerability. This would create a more relatable character and make his transformation feel earned. Additionally, explore the impact of his actions on others more deeply, allowing for a richer narrative that emphasizes the consequences of his behavior. |
cameron |
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Cameron's character arc is relatable and engaging, but it could benefit from deeper emotional exploration. While his naivety and awkwardness are charming, they may also limit his growth if not addressed adequately. The balance between his romantic pursuits and friendships is a strong theme, but it risks becoming predictable without significant internal conflict or character development. | To improve Cameron's character arc, consider introducing more significant challenges that force him to confront his insecurities and make difficult choices. This could involve a subplot where he faces rejection or betrayal, prompting him to reevaluate his approach to relationships. Additionally, allowing Cameron to have moments of self-reflection or mentorship from older characters could enhance his growth and provide depth to his journey. Incorporating a more dynamic relationship with Bianca, where both characters learn from each other, could also add complexity to his arc. |
bianca | Bianca's character arc begins with her as a popular yet superficial teenager, primarily concerned with fitting in and maintaining her social status. As she navigates her relationships, particularly with Cameron and her sister Kat, she begins to confront her own insecurities and the superficiality of her social circle. Throughout the screenplay, Bianca experiences moments of disillusionment, particularly with her boyfriend Joey, which catalyzes her desire for more meaningful connections. By the climax, she asserts her independence and challenges societal norms, ultimately reconciling her relationship with Kat and embracing her true self. The arc concludes with Bianca emerging as a more self-aware and confident individual, having learned the importance of authenticity over conformity. | While Bianca's character arc is compelling, it could benefit from a clearer trajectory that emphasizes her internal conflicts and growth. The transition from superficiality to self-awareness feels somewhat abrupt at times, and her motivations could be more deeply explored to enhance audience connection. Additionally, her relationship with Cameron could be developed further to illustrate how it influences her transformation. The contrast between her initial flirtatious nature and her eventual depth should be more pronounced to create a satisfying character evolution. | To improve Bianca's character arc, consider incorporating more pivotal moments that challenge her superficial beliefs and force her to confront her insecurities. This could include deeper interactions with her sister Kat that reveal their shared struggles and ultimately lead to a stronger bond. Additionally, enhancing her relationship with Cameron by showcasing how he inspires her to seek authenticity could provide a more substantial emotional anchor for her transformation. Finally, introducing a mentor figure or a significant event that catalyzes her growth could add depth to her journey, making her evolution feel more organic and relatable. |
patrick | Throughout the screenplay, Patrick evolves from a charming and rebellious figure who uses humor to deflect serious emotions to a more introspective character who confronts his vulnerabilities and past. Initially, he is portrayed as a carefree jokester, using sarcasm to mask his true feelings and motivations. As his relationship with Kat deepens, he begins to reveal his protective and caring side, ultimately leading him to confront his own emotional barriers. By the climax, Patrick must choose between maintaining his facade or embracing his true self, culminating in a moment of vulnerability that strengthens his bond with Kat. In the resolution, he emerges as a more grounded individual, having learned to balance his playful nature with emotional honesty. | While Patrick's character is well-developed with a rich blend of charm and complexity, his arc could benefit from clearer stakes and motivations. The transition from a sarcastic rebel to a more vulnerable individual feels somewhat abrupt at times, and the screenplay could explore his internal conflicts more deeply. Additionally, the relationship dynamics with Kat could be further fleshed out to enhance the emotional weight of his transformation. | To improve Patrick's character arc, consider incorporating more backstory that reveals the source of his cynicism and rebellious nature. This could involve flashbacks or conversations that hint at past experiences shaping his worldview. Additionally, introduce specific challenges or conflicts that force Patrick to confront his vulnerabilities earlier in the story, allowing for a more gradual and believable transformation. Strengthening the emotional stakes in his relationship with Kat will also enhance the impact of his character development, making his eventual vulnerability feel earned and resonant. |
Top Correlations and patterns found in the scenes:
Pattern | Explanation |
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Sarcasm as a Dominant Tone | Sarcasm appears in the tone description of almost every scene. This suggests a consistent, perhaps even over-reliance on sarcasm as a comedic or character-defining device. Consider exploring a broader range of tones to provide more variety and avoid predictability. |
Humour's Relationship with Emotional Impact | Scenes with high humor scores (Humorous tone) tend to have lower Emotional Impact scores, with some exceptions. This might indicate that the humor sometimes overshadows the emotional depth of the scenes. Exploring how to blend humor and emotional resonance could create more impactful moments. |
High Concept and Plot Scores, Consistent Strength | The 'Concept' and 'Plot' scores remain consistently high (mostly 8 or 9) throughout the screenplay. This suggests a strong core narrative structure and compelling central idea, which is a major strength of the screenplay. This provides a good foundation for further refinement. |
Dialogue and Emotional Impact Correlation | While 'Dialogue' scores are generally high, there's a notable absence of strong correlation between dialogue quality and emotional impact. This may suggest the dialogue needs to work harder to convey emotional depth. Consider revising dialogue to more effectively express the underlying emotions. |
High Stakes and Movement of the Story | There's a relatively weak correlation between 'High Stakes' and 'Move story forward'. Some scenes with high stakes don't always effectively advance the plot. Focus on improving the causal link between raising the stakes and pushing the narrative forward. |
Character Changes and Conflict | The relationship between 'Character Changes' and 'Conflict' scores isn't strongly defined. This suggests opportunities to better leverage conflict to drive character development. Think about how conflict can force changes within your characters. |
Late-Screenplay Emotional Shift | Scenes 52-60 show a significant shift towards more intense emotions (Tense, Regretful, Angry, Emotional, Conflicted). This is positive as it indicates a natural build-up to a climactic point, but ensure the transition feels organic and adequately foreshadowed in the earlier scenes. |
Playful Tone's Impact | The introduction of 'Playful' tone in the later scenes (from around scene 40) noticeably increases the frequency of lower emotional impact scores. This may suggest the use of 'Playful' in these scenes is hindering the emotional intensity in what seems to be a climactic sequence. Careful consideration needs to be made to balance playful moments with the rising tensions of the narrative. |
Scene 59: Peak Emotional Impact | Scene 59 stands out with exceptionally high scores across all categories, notably in 'Concept', 'Dialogue', 'Emotional Impact' and 'Conflict', marking a potential climax of the narrative. This is a powerful scene, ensure that it lives up to its potential and is properly set up and resolved within the overall storyline. |
Writer's Craft Overall Analysis
The screenplay demonstrates a strong foundation in creating engaging dialogue, dynamic character interactions, and relatable themes, particularly within a high school setting. The writer shows talent for blending humor, drama, and social commentary. However, there's room for growth in deepening character development, enhancing plot structure, and refining pacing in certain scenes. The consistent positive feedback on dialogue suggests a strong skill in this area, but further refinement could elevate the scenes to a higher level.
Key Improvement Areas
Suggestions
Type | Suggestion | Rationale |
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Book | 'Save the Cat!' by Blake Snyder | This book directly addresses plot structure, character arcs, and creating compelling scenes—all key areas for improvement identified in the scene analyses. |
Book | 'The Screenwriter's Bible' by David Trottier | Provides a comprehensive overview of screenplay structure, formatting, and overall craft, addressing the need for strengthening plot structure and overall screenplay construction. |
Screenplay Study | Analyze screenplays by Aaron Sorkin (for sharp dialogue and pacing), John Hughes (for authentic teenage voices and high school dynamics), Diablo Cody (for witty dialogue and comedic timing), and Nora Ephron (for romantic comedy), as well as screenplays from the teen comedy and romantic comedy genres. | Exposure to various writing styles and genre conventions will help the writer refine their own style, improve dialogue, and enhance comedic timing and character development in different genres. |
Video | Watch interviews and masterclasses with screenwriters discussing their writing process, focusing on dialogue, character development, and scene construction. Specific examples include interviews with Aaron Sorkin, Tina Fey, and Diablo Cody. | Gaining insight into the creative process of experienced writers can provide valuable practical advice and different perspectives on the craft. |
Exercise | Dialogue-Only Scene Exercise: Write a scene relying solely on dialogue to reveal character motivations, conflicts, and relationships. Focus on subtext and unspoken emotions.Practice In SceneProv | This exercise forces the writer to create engaging character interactions and conflict entirely through dialogue, improving subtext and implicit communication. |
Exercise | Character Arc Mapping: Create detailed character arcs for each main character, outlining their goals, conflicts, and transformations throughout the screenplay. Identify key scenes that showcase their growth or stagnation.Practice In SceneProv | This exercise encourages a more intentional approach to character development, highlighting the internal conflicts and motivations that drive the narrative. |
Exercise | Scene Structure Analysis: Analyze successful scenes from various screenplays, breaking them down into their structural components (inciting incident, rising action, climax, resolution). Then, rewrite one of your scenes, applying the structural elements learned from your analysis.Practice In SceneProv | This exercise helps the writer understand and apply effective scene structure, resulting in more engaging and impactful scenes with better pacing. |
Stories Similar to this one
Story | Explanation |
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10 Things I Hate About You | This film is a modern adaptation of Shakespeare's 'The Taming of the Shrew,' featuring a strong-willed female protagonist, Kat, who challenges societal norms and expectations. The high school setting, the dynamics between siblings, and the themes of love and rebellion are central to both stories. |
Clueless | Similar to the screenplay, 'Clueless' is set in a high school environment and follows a strong female lead navigating social hierarchies and romantic interests. Both stories explore themes of self-discovery, friendship, and the complexities of teenage relationships. |
Mean Girls | This film delves into the cliques and social dynamics of high school, much like the screenplay. It features strong female characters who assert their independence and challenge the status quo, with humor and sharp dialogue that resonate with the tone of the screenplay. |
She's All That | This romantic comedy centers around a high school transformation story, where a popular boy makes a bet to change an unpopular girl. The themes of identity, peer pressure, and the journey of self-acceptance are similar to those explored in the screenplay. |
The Breakfast Club | This classic film focuses on a group of high school students from different cliques who come together during detention. The exploration of identity, social dynamics, and personal growth parallels the interactions and character development seen in the screenplay. |
Easy A | This film features a witty and strong female protagonist who navigates high school rumors and relationships. The screenplay shares a similar tone, with humor and a focus on the complexities of teenage life and the importance of self-identity. |
To All the Boys I've Loved Before | This romantic comedy explores themes of love, family dynamics, and the challenges of high school life. The strong female lead and her journey of self-discovery resonate with the character arcs in the screenplay. |
The DUFF | This film centers around a high school girl who discovers her status as the 'Designated Ugly Fat Friend' and embarks on a journey of self-acceptance. The themes of friendship, identity, and social pressures are similar to those in the screenplay. |
Freaky Friday | This story involves a mother and daughter switching bodies, leading to humorous and insightful explorations of their lives. The focus on family dynamics and the challenges of understanding one another parallels the sibling relationship in the screenplay. |
Here are different Tropes found in the screenplay
Trope | Trope Details | Trope Explanation |
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The Strong Female Lead | Kat Stratford is portrayed as a strong-willed, independent character who challenges societal norms and expectations. | This trope features a female character who is assertive, confident, and often defies traditional gender roles. An example is Katniss Everdeen from 'The Hunger Games,' who takes charge of her own destiny and fights against oppressive systems. |
The Rebellious Bad Boy | Patrick Verona is introduced as a rebellious character with a troubled past, initially seen as a 'bad boy' who is dangerous yet intriguing. | This trope often involves a male character who is misunderstood and has a rough exterior but ultimately has a good heart. An example is Noah Flynn from 'The Kissing Booth,' who is initially seen as a troublemaker but reveals his softer side. |
Sibling Rivalry | The dynamic between Kat and Bianca showcases tension and conflict, particularly regarding dating and parental expectations. | This trope involves competition or conflict between siblings, often over love interests or parental approval. An example is the relationship between the sisters in 'Frozen,' where Elsa and Anna have differing views and experiences that create tension. |
The Bet | Patrick initially agrees to date Kat for money, which sets the stage for their complicated relationship. | This trope involves a character making a bet or wager that leads to unexpected romantic developments. An example is in '10 Things I Hate About You,' where a bet leads to genuine feelings. |
The Makeover | This trope often symbolizes a character's transition from 'ugly duckling' to 'beautiful swan.' An example is in 'She's All That,' where a makeover leads to a romantic interest. | |
The Love Triangle | This trope involves three characters entangled in romantic interests, often leading to jealousy and conflict. An example is in 'Twilight,' where Bella is torn between Edward and Jacob. | |
The Misunderstood Outcast | This trope features a character who is misunderstood by their peers but ultimately reveals their depth and complexity. An example is Daria from 'Daria,' who is often seen as an outsider. | |
The Parent's Restrictions | This trope involves parental figures placing restrictions on their children's romantic lives, often leading to rebellion. An example is in 'Footloose,' where the town's rules against dancing create conflict. | |
The Clueless Teacher | This trope features educators who fail to connect with their students, often leading to humorous situations. An example is Mr. Belding from 'Saved by the Bell,' who often misses the mark with his students. | |
The Prom | This trope often represents a rite of passage for high school students, where romantic tensions culminate. An example is in 'Mean Girls,' where the prom is a pivotal moment for character development. |
Theme | Theme Details | Themee Explanation | ||||||||||||
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Self-Discovery and Identity | Kat's journey of rejecting societal expectations of beauty and conforming to traditional femininity, and Bianca's journey of breaking free from her father's control and societal pressure to conform to certain beauty standards. | Both Kat and Bianca grapple with defining themselves outside the confines of societal expectations. Kat actively fights against being perceived as just a beautiful girl, while Bianca struggles against her father's controlling nature and the image of a popular and desired girl that's expected of her. | ||||||||||||
Strengthening Self-Discovery and Identity:
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Societal Expectations and Conformity | The pressure on students to fit into specific social groups (jocks, academics, rebels), the emphasis on physical appearance, and the rigid social hierarchy of Padua High School. | The film critiques the superficiality and conformity expected in high school, highlighting the pressure to fit into specific cliques and conform to stereotypical gender roles. This is evident in the different student groups and the societal pressure placed on Bianca and Kat to conform to gender ideals. | ||||||||||||
Family Dynamics and Relationships | The strained relationship between Kat and her father, Walter, and the complex sibling bond between Kat and Bianca; the contrasting approaches to relationships taken by the sisters. | The film explores the complexities of family relationships, highlighting the conflict between Kat and her controlling father and the evolving bond between Kat and Bianca. It showcases the generational differences in understanding relationships and the impact of parental authority on individual choices. | ||||||||||||
Love and Relationships | Kat's unconventional romantic relationship with Patrick, Bianca's pursuit of a relationship with Cameron, and the various other relationships depicted in the school. | The film examines various types of romantic relationships, from the initially antagonistic relationship between Kat and Patrick to the more conventional relationship between Bianca and Cameron. It challenges traditional notions of romance and emphasizes the importance of genuine connection over superficiality. |
Screenwriting Resources on Themes
Articles
Site | Description |
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Studio Binder | Movie Themes: Examples of Common Themes for Screenwriters |
Coverfly | Improving your Screenplay's theme |
John August | Writing from Theme |
YouTube Videos
Title | Description |
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Story, Plot, Genre, Theme - Screenwriting Basics | Screenwriting basics - beginner video |
What is theme | Discussion on ways to layer theme into a screenplay. |
Thematic Mistakes You're Making in Your Script | Common Theme mistakes and Philosophical Conflicts |
Voice Analysis | |
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Summary: | The writer's voice is witty, sharp, and sarcastic, with a strong focus on realistic and engaging teenage dialogue. The tone blends humor and drama seamlessly, creating a vibrant and relatable portrayal of high school life and its complexities. There's a subtle satirical undercurrent that critiques societal norms and expectations, particularly regarding gender roles and social hierarchies. |
Voice Contribution | The writer's voice contributes to the script by creating a highly engaging and authentic atmosphere. The sharp dialogue drives the narrative forward, revealing character motivations and relationships through quick wit and clever banter. The blend of humor and drama enhances emotional depth, making the characters relatable and their struggles impactful. The satirical elements add layers of meaning, prompting reflection on societal norms and the pressures faced by teenagers. |
Best Representation Scene | 4 - Reputation and Resistance |
Best Scene Explanation | Scene 4 best represents the author's voice because it perfectly encapsulates the key elements of their style. The dialogue is razor-sharp and witty, showcasing Kat's rebellious spirit and the writer's talent for creating snappy exchanges. The narrative description reinforces the scene's sarcastic tone and the protagonist's defiance, highlighting the blend of humor and tension that defines the writer's unique approach. The scene establishes the writer's ability to utilize dialogue to both advance the plot and reveal the complex personalities of the characters. It sets a consistent tone for the remainder of the screenplay, a perfect microcosm of the overall narrative. |
- Overall originality score: 8.5
- Overall originality explanation: The screenplay demonstrates a high level of originality by subverting typical high school tropes and incorporating unique character dynamics, such as the complex relationships between siblings and the exploration of themes like rebellion, individuality, and societal pressures. The dialogue is authentic and relatable, and the characters are well-developed with distinct personalities that challenge stereotypes. The use of humor, emotional depth, and fresh takes on familiar scenarios, such as prom and teenage romance, further enhance its originality.
- Most unique situations: The most unique situations in the screenplay are the interactions between Kat and Patrick, particularly their playful banter and the way their relationship evolves from a paid arrangement to genuine affection. Additionally, the subplot involving Bianca's struggle for independence against her father's strict rules, along with the humorous yet poignant moments of self-discovery among the characters, adds layers of complexity that are not commonly found in typical high school narratives.
- Overall unpredictability score: 7
- Overall unpredictability explanation: The screenplay maintains a moderate level of unpredictability through its character arcs and the evolving dynamics between them. While certain plot points, such as the prom and romantic tensions, are familiar, the characters' reactions and the outcomes of their interactions often defy expectations. The inclusion of unexpected moments, such as Kat's emotional poem and the chaotic fight at the prom, contribute to a sense of unpredictability, keeping the audience engaged and curious about how relationships will develop.
Goals and Philosophical Conflict | |
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internal Goals | Throughout the screenplay, Kat's internal goals evolve from a strong desire for independence and a rejection of societal norms to a realization of her own vulnerabilities and the complexities of love. She learns to navigate her relationships while balancing her spirit of individuality with emotional openness. |
External Goals | Kat's external goals shift from resisting pressures to conform to her family's expectations and societal norms to attending the prom with Patrick. Her journey involves navigating the tension of family dynamics, peer relationships, and her own rebellious spirit in a quest for autonomy. |
Philosophical Conflict | The overarching philosophical conflict is between Individuality vs. Societal Expectations. Kat represents a strong individuality opposing the societal pressures for conformity, especially highlighted through her interactions with her peers and family. |
Character Development Contribution: The evolution of Kat's internal and external goals contributes significantly to her character development, showcasing a journey from defiance to self-acceptance and emotional openness. She transforms from a fiercely independent figure to someone capable of vulnerability and love.
Narrative Structure Contribution: These goals and conflicts structure the narrative around the dynamics of teenage relationships and personal identity, driving the plot through Kat's interactions and decisions, ultimately leading towards the climactic prom scene.
Thematic Depth Contribution: The interplay of personal goals and philosophical conflicts deepens the themes of identity, family dynamics, and the complexity of young love, exploring how societal expectations shape individual choices and the importance of authenticity in relationships.
Screenwriting Resources on Goals and Philosophical Conflict
Articles
Site | Description |
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Creative Screenwriting | How Important Is A Character’s Goal? |
Studio Binder | What is Conflict in a Story? A Quick Reminder of the Purpose of Conflict |
YouTube Videos
Title | Description |
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How I Build a Story's Philosophical Conflict | How do you build philosophical conflict into your story? Where do you start? And how do you develop it into your characters and their external actions. Today I’m going to break this all down and make it fully clear in this episode. |
Endings: The Good, the Bad, and the Insanely Great | By Michael Arndt: I put this lecture together in 2006, when I started work at Pixar on Toy Story 3. It looks at how to write an "insanely great" ending, using Star Wars, The Graduate, and Little Miss Sunshine as examples. 90 minutes |
Tips for Writing Effective Character Goals | By Jessica Brody (Save the Cat!): Writing character goals is one of the most important jobs of any novelist. But are your character's goals...mushy? |
- Physical environment: The screenplay is set primarily in and around Padua High School, a typical American high school in an urban-suburban setting. Locations also include students' homes (both suburban and upscale), a dive bar, Club Skunk (a gritty nightclub), a Thai restaurant, a bookstore, a hotel ballroom (transformed for prom), and various other locations like a woodshop, biology classroom, parking lot, and school grounds. The environments range from familiar and relatable (classrooms, hallways, homes) to more edgy and rebellious (Club Skunk, dive bar).
- Culture: The cultural landscape reflects a contemporary American high school experience, including distinct social cliques (jocks, cheerleaders, 'smarties,' 'skids,' 'granolas,' 'Coffee Kids,' 'White Rastas,' cowboys), prevalent music genres (punk rock, indie rock), teenage fashion trends, the importance of prom, references to popular culture (Bob Marley, Shakespeare, Hemingway), and the dynamics of teenage relationships and rebellion. A multicultural aspect is subtly introduced through references to Thai food and a diverse student body.
- Society: The societal structure is primarily centered around the high school's social hierarchy and its accompanying peer pressure, cliques, and power dynamics. Popularity and appearances play a significant role. There's a clear delineation of social groups, with various levels of status and influence. Family dynamics, particularly the father-daughter relationship, and the expectations of parental control versus teenage independence are also important societal aspects. The film implicitly critiques the superficiality and commercialism of aspects of high school life, particularly focusing on prom.
- Technology: Technology is largely minimal, reflecting a late 90s/early 2000s setting. The most prominent technological elements are cars (various models, including a vintage car and a Viper), music players (tape recorders, car stereos, and CD players), MTV, telephones (landlines and mobile phones), and computers (briefly mentioned). The relative lack of technology emphasizes the interpersonal relationships and the human drama at the center of the story.
- Characters influence: The physical environments shape the characters' interactions and actions by providing settings for both public and private displays of personality. The culture of high school profoundly influences character choices and relationships, reinforcing cliques, fueling competition, and shaping their self-expression. The social hierarchy creates challenges and opportunities for characters, driving plot conflicts and forcing them to navigate social pressures and expectations. The minimal technology underscores the importance of face-to-face interactions and emotional communication over mediated relationships.
- Narrative contribution: The world-building contributes to the narrative by establishing a believable and relatable context for the characters' actions. The different settings and social groups create opportunities for diverse encounters and conflicts. The unique social structure of the high school fuels the central romantic plotline as characters strategically maneuver the social dynamics to achieve their goals. The locations and cultural references advance the plot by providing specific contexts for important conversations and events.
- Thematic depth contribution: The world-building provides a rich backdrop for exploring themes of teenage rebellion, social conformity versus individuality, the complexities of relationships (romantic, familial, and platonic), the search for identity, societal pressures, and the challenging transition from adolescence to adulthood. The contrast between the familiar and relatable settings of the high school and the more edgy environments of Club Skunk and the dive bar reflects the internal conflicts of the characters as they navigate these different worlds. The relatively minimal technology allows a focus on authentic human connection and emotional growth.
central conflict
The central conflict revolves around the struggle for autonomy and acceptance among the Stratford sisters, Kat and Bianca, as they navigate their relationships and societal expectations.
primary motivations
- Kat's desire for independence and authenticity.
- Bianca's quest for popularity and romantic relationships.
- Cameron's infatuation with Bianca and his determination to win her over.
- Patrick's initial motivation to date Kat for money, which evolves into genuine feelings.
catalysts
- Cameron's arrival at Padua High School, which introduces new dynamics.
- The decision to attend the prom, which serves as a pivotal event for character interactions.
- Patrick's initial agreement to date Kat for money, setting off a chain of events.
barriers
- Kat's strong-willed nature and resistance to conforming to societal norms.
- Walter's strict rules regarding dating and his protective nature over his daughters.
- Bianca's reliance on her sister's dating status to pursue her own romantic interests.
themes
- The complexities of sisterhood and familial relationships.
- The struggle for personal identity against societal expectations.
- The exploration of love, both genuine and transactional.
stakes
The stakes include the sisters' relationships with each other, their romantic pursuits, and their individual growth as they confront societal pressures and personal desires.
uniqueness factor
The story uniquely blends elements of Shakespeare's 'The Taming of the Shrew' with modern high school dynamics, creating a fresh take on classic themes of love and rebellion.
audience hook
The engaging interplay of humor, romance, and the relatable struggles of adolescence keeps viewers invested in the characters' journeys.
paradoxical engine or bisociation
The paradoxical engine lies in the juxtaposition of Kat's fierce independence against her growing feelings for Patrick, highlighting the tension between self-assertion and vulnerability.
paradoxical engine or bisociation 2
Another aspect of bisociation is the contrast between Bianca's superficial pursuits and Kat's deeper emotional struggles, illustrating the varying dimensions of teenage experiences.
Engine: GPT4
Recommend
Executive Summary
The screenplay for '10 Things I Hate About You' effectively adapts Shakespeare's 'Taming of the Shrew' into a modern high school setting, showcasing strong character arcs, particularly for Kat and Patrick. The dialogue is sharp and witty, capturing the essence of teenage angst and romance. However, there are areas for improvement, particularly in pacing and the resolution of certain character arcs. Overall, the narrative is engaging and relatable, making it a standout in the teen romantic comedy genre.
- The screenplay establishes a strong sense of character and setting from the outset, introducing Kat's fierce independence and the social dynamics of Padua High. high ( Scene Sequence number 1 (PADUA HIGH SCHOOL - DAY) Scene Sequence number 4 (INT. GUIDANCE COUNSELOR'S OFFICE - DAY) )
- Kat's poem serves as a powerful emotional climax, encapsulating her feelings for Patrick and showcasing the screenplay's thematic depth. high ( Scene Sequence number 39 (INT. ENGLISH CLASS - DAY) )
- The resolution of character arcs, particularly Kat and Patrick's, is satisfying and aligns well with the screenplay's themes of authenticity and self-acceptance. high ( Scene Sequence number 56 (INT. PROM - NIGHT - LATER) )
- The humor throughout the screenplay is well-crafted, providing levity while still addressing serious themes, making it enjoyable for a wide audience. medium ( Scene Sequence number 10 (INT. BIOLOGY CLASS) )
- The screenplay effectively uses supporting characters to enhance the main narrative, adding layers to the story and enriching the main characters' arcs. medium ( Scene Sequence number 22 (INT. CLASSROOM - DAY) )
- Some scenes, particularly those involving secondary characters, feel rushed and could benefit from more development to enhance their impact on the main narrative. medium ( Scene Sequence number 12 (INT. BOY'S ROOM - DAY) )
- The motivations behind certain character actions, particularly Bianca's, could be more clearly defined to avoid confusion regarding their intentions. medium ( Scene Sequence number 58 (INT. CAFETERIA - DAY) )
- The resolution of the father-daughter dynamic could be explored further to provide a more nuanced understanding of their relationship. medium ( Scene Sequence number 31 (INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT) )
- Some character arcs, particularly those of the supporting cast, feel incomplete and could benefit from additional scenes to provide closure. medium ( Scene Sequence number 19 (INT. HALLWAY - DAY) )
- The pacing in certain sections, especially during exposition-heavy scenes, can feel slow and may detract from the overall momentum of the screenplay. medium ( Scene Sequence number 5 (INT. SOPHOMORE ENGLISH CLASS - DAY) )
- A deeper exploration of Kat's backstory and her motivations could enhance the audience's understanding of her character. high ( Scene Sequence number 8 (INT. STRATFORD HOUSE - DAY) )
- The screenplay could benefit from more scenes that showcase the friendship dynamics between Kat and her peers, adding depth to her character. medium ( Scene Sequence number 24 (INT. CLUB SKUNK - NIGHT) )
- The motivations behind Patrick's actions could be more clearly articulated to avoid confusion regarding his character's intentions. medium ( Scene Sequence number 40 (INT. KENNY'S THAI FOOD DINER - DAY) )
- The screenplay lacks a clear resolution for some of the secondary characters, leaving their arcs feeling incomplete. medium ( Scene Sequence number 44 (EXT. ARCHERY FIELD - DAY) )
- A more thorough exploration of the consequences of the characters' actions could enhance the narrative's depth and realism. medium ( Scene Sequence number 50 (EXT. STREET - NIGHT) )
- The use of Shakespearean themes and language throughout the screenplay adds a unique layer of depth and sophistication to the dialogue. high ( Scene Sequence number 39 (INT. ENGLISH CLASS - DAY) )
- The climactic confrontation at the prom effectively ties together the various character arcs and themes, providing a satisfying resolution. high ( Scene Sequence number 56 (INT. PROM - NIGHT) )
- The humor and wit in the dialogue are consistently strong, making the screenplay enjoyable and relatable for its target audience. medium ( Scene Sequence number 10 (INT. BIOLOGY CLASS) )
- The screenplay's ability to blend humor with serious themes of identity and self-acceptance is a notable strength. medium ( Scene Sequence number 22 (INT. CLASSROOM - DAY) )
- The dynamic between the characters is well-developed, showcasing the complexities of teenage relationships and social hierarchies. medium ( Scene Sequence number 12 (INT. BOY'S ROOM - DAY) )
- Character Motivation Clarity The motivations behind certain character actions, particularly Bianca's, could be more clearly defined to avoid confusion regarding their intentions. For example, her desire to date Joey while wanting to protect Kat's interests feels contradictory at times. medium
- Exposition Heavy Scenes Some scenes, particularly those involving secondary characters, feel rushed and could benefit from more development to enhance their impact on the main narrative. For instance, the guidance counselor's interactions could be more nuanced to avoid feeling like mere exposition. medium
Engine: Gemini
Highly Recommend
Executive Summary
This screenplay for '10 Things I Hate About You' is a highly polished and engaging romantic comedy with a strong foundation in Shakespearean source material. The witty dialogue, well-developed characters, and clever modernization of the classic story create a unique and compelling narrative that is both funny and emotionally resonant. While some minor areas for improvement exist in pacing and character consistency, the overall strength of the script outweighs these weaknesses, making it highly marketable and likely to resonate with a broad audience.
- The sharp and witty dialogue is consistently entertaining and drives much of the comedic appeal. The script excels at capturing the nuances of teenage speech and social dynamics, creating believable and engaging characters. The quick exchanges and clever wordplay consistently elevate the script beyond the typical teen movie fare. The dialogue perfectly embodies the comedic tone of the film, using quick wit and clever wordplay to highlight the differences and similarities between the characters. high ( Scene 1 Scene 2 Scene 20 Scene 56 )
- Kat Stratford undergoes a significant arc, moving from a cynical and defiant rebel to a more vulnerable and emotionally available individual. The screenplay effectively traces this transition through her interactions with Patrick and her sister, allowing for a realistic and satisfying character arc. high ( Scene 1 Scene 4 Scene 53 )
- The screenplay cleverly uses the high school social structure and various cliques as a backdrop for the central conflicts and comedic situations, creating a vibrant and relatable world. The diverse characters and their interactions drive much of the humor and plot advancement. medium ( Scene 22 Scene 23 Scene 39 )
- The resolution of the central conflicts feels satisfying and natural, culminating in a realistic and hopeful conclusion for the main characters. The screenplay avoids overly simplistic resolutions, allowing for genuine character growth and development. high ( Scene 54 Scene 59 Scene 60 )
- The Stratford family dynamics are realistically portrayed, adding depth and complexity to the overall narrative. The interactions between Kat, Bianca, and their parents create a believable and emotionally resonant family portrait, enhancing the script's overall appeal. medium ( Scene 8 Scene 31 Scene 52 )
- The pacing in certain sections feels slightly uneven. Some scenes could be tightened for a more consistent flow, avoiding moments where the plot drags or feels rushed. Some of the subplot elements could be streamlined for a crisper narrative. medium ( Scene 29 Scene 30 )
- Bianca's character arc, while present, could be further developed. Exploring her internal conflict and motivations more deeply would add further emotional weight and resonance to her storyline. Show more of her reaction to her sister's changed behavior. low ( Scene 46 Scene 57 )
- The screenplay could benefit from a more explicit exploration of the societal pressures faced by the characters, particularly in terms of gender roles and expectations. While alluded to, a more explicit examination would add depth and relevance. low
- The final scene, with Kat's poem, is a powerful and emotionally resonant moment that effectively summarizes the film's themes and character arcs. The poem serves as a cathartic release for Kat and offers a satisfying conclusion to her journey. high ( Scene 59 )
- The opening scene immediately establishes Kat's independent and defiant nature, setting the stage for her subsequent interactions with other characters. medium ( Scene 2 )
- The screenplay makes effective use of visual humor and cinematic techniques to enhance the comedic effect. The directions and descriptions provide ample opportunities for creative visual storytelling. medium
- Underdeveloped Subplots While the main plotline involving Kat and Patrick is well-developed, some subplots, particularly those involving Bianca and Cameron, feel underdeveloped. Their relationship progresses quickly, lacking the depth of exploration given to Kat and Patrick's relationship. The development of other supporting characters (Mandella, etc) could also be improved to avoid feeling superficial. medium
- Inconsistent Characterization In a few instances, character behavior seems inconsistent. Kat's immediate transformation from rebellious and defiant to emotionally vulnerable feels somewhat abrupt in places. The screenplay could benefit from a more gradual and nuanced transition to maintain character consistency. This is particularly noticeable in her rapid shift in attitude towards Patrick. low
Engine: Claude
Recommend
Executive Summary
The screenplay for "10 Things I Hate About You" is a well-crafted romantic comedy that blends Shakespearean themes with modern high school dynamics. The story follows the Stratford sisters, Kat and Bianca, as they navigate the complexities of relationships, identity, and family expectations. The screenplay's strengths lie in its well-developed characters, engaging dialogue, and thematic exploration of individuality and conformity. While there are a few areas for improvement, such as pacing and a potential missing subplot, the overall narrative is compelling and offers a fresh take on the classic "Taming of the Shrew" story. The unique selling proposition of the script is its ability to seamlessly blend classic literature with contemporary teenage life, making it an appealing and accessible story for a wide audience.
- The screenplay opens with a strong introduction to the characters and the high school setting, establishing the distinct personalities and dynamics between the Stratford sisters and their peers. high ( Scene 1 (Padua High School - Day) Scene 2 (Girls' Room - Day) Scene 3 (Hallway - Day) )
- The scenes featuring Kat and Patrick showcase their growing connection and the development of their relationship, which is central to the screenplay's thematic exploration of individuality and conformity. high ( Scene 6 (School Courtyard - Day) Scene 17 (Outdoor Arcade - Day) Scene 49 (Outdoor Arcade - Day) )
- The screenplay effectively uses the English class and prom settings to advance the characters' arcs and explore the themes of literature, identity, and societal expectations. medium ( Scene 39 (English Class - Day) Scene 55 (Prom - Night) )
- The scenes at the Stratford house provide valuable insight into the family dynamics and the sisters' complex relationship, which is crucial to the overall narrative. high ( Scene 8 (Stratford House - Night) Scene 31 (Stratford House - Night) Scene 53 (Bianca's Room - Night) )
- The scenes involving the various characters' interactions and schemes to set up Kat and Patrick's relationship add complexity and humor to the narrative. medium ( Scene 19 (Hallway - Day) Scene 29 (Hallway - Day) )
- The pacing of the screenplay could be tightened in the latter half, particularly during the prom sequence and the aftermath, to maintain the narrative's momentum. medium ( Scene 34 (Prom - Night) Scene 36 (Hotel - Night) )
- The subplot involving Cameron's pursuit of Bianca could be further developed to provide more depth and balance to the overall narrative. medium ( Scene 3 (Hallway - Day) Scene 10 (Biology Class) )
- The resolution of the conflict between Kat and Bianca could be more satisfying and provide a stronger emotional payoff for the audience. medium ( Scene 58 (Cafeteria - Day) Scene 59 (Miss Perky's Office - Day) )
- The screenplay could benefit from additional scenes or moments that further develop the relationship and dynamic between Patrick and Cameron, as their friendship and collaboration are integral to the overall narrative. medium ( Scene 40 (Biology Class) Scene 42 (Cafeteria - Day) )
- The screenplay's effective use of Shakespearean references and themes, particularly the integration of "Taming of the Shrew," is a notable strength that sets the story apart and enhances its thematic depth. high ( Scene 1 (Padua High School - Day) Scene 39 (English Class - Day) )
- The portrayal of the Stratford family dynamics, especially the relationship between Kat, Bianca, and their father, Walter, is a standout element that adds depth and complexity to the characters and the overall narrative. high ( Scene 8 (Stratford House - Night) Scene 31 (Stratford House - Night) Scene 57 (Stratford House - Day) )
- Potential Overreliance on Tropes While the screenplay effectively blends classic literary elements with modern high school dynamics, there are moments where the story may rely too heavily on familiar tropes, such as the popular girl/outsider dynamic and the overly strict father. The script could benefit from further exploration of these archetypes to avoid feeling predictable. medium
- Pacing Issues As mentioned in the "Areas of Improvement" section, the pacing of the screenplay could be tightened, particularly in the latter half of the story. There are a few scenes, such as the prom sequence and the aftermath, that feel slightly drawn out or lacking in momentum, which could be addressed through further revisions. medium
Engine: DeepSeek
Recommend
Executive Summary
The screenplay '10 Things I Hate About You' is a modern adaptation of Shakespeare's 'The Taming of the Shrew,' set in a high school environment. It effectively balances humor, romance, and teenage angst, with strong character arcs and thematic depth. The script excels in dialogue and character development but could benefit from tighter pacing and more nuanced exploration of secondary characters.
- Strong character introductions and development, particularly for Kat and Patrick, which set the tone for their arcs. high ( Scene 1 (PADUA HIGH SCHOOL - DAY) Scene 57 (ENGLISH CLASS - DAY) )
- Effective use of setting and music to enhance the emotional and thematic depth of the story. medium ( Scene 26 (EXT. CLUB SKUNK - NIGHT) )
- Engaging and dynamic interactions between characters, particularly in scenes that blend humor and romance. high ( Scene 49 (EXT. OUTDOOR ARCADE - DAY) )
- Powerful emotional payoff with Kat's poem, which serves as a climax for her character arc. high ( Scene 57 (ENGLISH CLASS - DAY) )
- Satisfying resolution that ties up character arcs and themes effectively. high ( Scene 60 (EXT. PARKING LOT - MOMENTS LATER) )
- Some secondary characters, like Chastity and Mandella, could benefit from more development and screen time. medium ( Scene 20 (INT. TUTORING ROOM - DAY) )
- Pacing in the middle section feels slightly rushed, particularly in transitioning between key plot points. medium ( Scene 30 (INT. HALLWAY - DAY) )
- Some dialogue exchanges could be more nuanced to avoid clichés, particularly in romantic scenes. low ( Scene 45 (INT. BOOK STORE - DAY) )
- More exploration of Patrick's backstory and motivations beyond his relationship with Kat. medium
- Additional scenes showing the development of Bianca and Cameron's relationship outside of the main plot. low
- Kat's poem is a standout moment that encapsulates her emotional journey and the screenplay's themes. high ( Scene 57 (ENGLISH CLASS - DAY) )
- The paint-ball scene is a creative and visually engaging way to develop Kat and Patrick's relationship. medium ( Scene 49 (EXT. OUTDOOR ARCADE - DAY) )
- Character Backstory The screenplay occasionally glosses over deeper backstory for secondary characters, such as Patrick's past and Mandella's motivations, which could add more depth to the narrative. medium
- Dialogue Clichés Some romantic and confrontational dialogue falls into predictable patterns, which can feel less authentic. low
Memorable lines in the script:
Scene Number | Line |
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18 | Kat: I want to go to an East Coast school! I want you to trust me to make my own choices. I want -- |
59 | Kat: But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you/ not even close, not even a little bit, not even any at all. |
11 | Michael: I have a dick on my face, don't I? |
42 | Patrick: She hates you with the fire of a thousand suns. That's a direct quote. |
50 | Patrick: You're sweet. And sexy. And completely hot for me. |